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Quae nocent, saepe docent.

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@joeroganhq For perspective: That is a full grown, schutzhund trained Belgian Malanois.

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@PatriotsTLH The "easiest" in my experience is your first suggestion. No calories after 8:00 PM and no calories before noon the next day. If you take that route, learn to enjoy black coffee. Make sure you look into "breaking fast" meals as they do play a role in overall success.

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@catturd2 Motor / votor did this to us. A licensed idiot driver is from the same idiot juror pool.

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@sjgiardini @GreenCraig5 I knew it immediately. Shame what the wire trim crew did to Centerville last year.

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@smcroasters @FedEx My favorite: A proof of delivery photo showing:
1: 5xzoom to the package box side so there is no context OR
2: A wide perspective shot of my package in front of a house that is clearly not mine.

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@BudLightSadness Thick corn fed redhead kid from Illinois shows up at my Highschool in middle FL and announced he plays "running back." Coach immediately sends him to d-line group.

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@CNviolations @IfindRetards Don't forget the "while eating" multiplier.

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@AndrewKolvet Simpler times, simpler times indeed.

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@BenStoeger187 NGL, I glanced at the last line on third page and read it as "Shady Horowitz" as their attorney.

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@MattWalshBlog I had the haunting displeasure of meeting Henry Segura. He, after killing his ex-gf, sequentially drown 3 kids in a bathtub. I don't care why he did, and don't care why she did. Sequentially, methodically, and intentionally, not a blind act of rage or confusion. No excuses.

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@Kronykal @HeavilyRecruitd If you ever want to sell the Charger, give me a shout.

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@BudLightSadness Dude asking like he does not know what goes in a CamelBak.

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@gunny_sa @sigsauerinc Two truths:
1: Given enough time and enough police trained shooters, one of them will figure out how to shoot themselves with a potato.
2: Sig has a history of deceit and denial surrounding mid-run design revisions and part changes going back into at least the mid 1990's.

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@BenStoeger187 @sigsauerinc I remember the day the G43 came out and watched Bodyguard .380 prices fall like a stone. Look at MSRP for a P320 "then" compared to "select" (un-issued) P320 trade, with optics, and night sights, and 3 mags "now." The market has spoken and it has emphatically stated NOPE.

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@NEWSMAX Zero Kimmel/Country music crossover audience. Huge conservative Christian/country music crossover. You cannot isolate this politically as we know the writers would mock people of faith and conservatism in the same breath. He found out clever and wise are not the same thing.

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@1963Canuck You probably want to look up Donato's most famous cartoon called ""Canada's foreign ownership policy." Perhaps you will see how misplaced you sentiment is.

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@Mrgunsngear DRMO surplus. All the rage in the early 90's. They were "free" except you had to by car racks and pull the selectors and sears. We got all kind of stuff - tents, helmets, ponchos. We even got a rusty old $500 Dragoon that, when it ran, was like riding around in a dutch oven.

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@DanielTurnerPTF The real missile crisis: It took finding three glass soda bottles to get 1 case quarter for a game of Galaga and one Nickle for a piece of Bazooka Joe.

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@HansFiene Blue Angel? This many days old and never knew that band....and I saw Cyndi Lauper in high school. That may be a future bar trivia winner. Thank you.

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@StraightFlorida Springer was vibrating over squirrels in the pecan trees. I went full "stealth" (boxers/barefoot) around the barn. He waited to launch on command after the shot. Then it happened: Which way Florida Man? Do you hold posture to make the shot or realize you are in a fire ant pile?