TeaAfterDark

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[TeaAfterDark @TheTeaCritterAD]

@MallowtonMouse Asking is totally fine!

"I'm just wondering if your lava cake is a ganache center or batter?" If they don't know, they'll check with the cooks!

All that to say, the undercooked center is still cooked at a high enough temp that there is no risk of salmonella or anything!

[Paladin Pleasure Sculptors @ppsculptors]

Surprise!

Let’s start the year off right!

[TeaAfterDark @TheTeaCritterAD]

Yesterday my friend told me I looked good in my collar and holy shit it's been a while since a simple comment just made my brain go fuzzy and warm. They spent a lot of the afternoon with their hand on my back occasionally just touching or tugging the collar a bit and DAMN.

[TeaAfterDark @TheTeaCritterAD]

@NyahalloShop @blanchiame JELLYFISH JELLYFISH JELLYFISH

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@samzikei Okay but I need to make a cursed cat alastor long furby now

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@Misutorekunart @ENBDemon No really though. What does it mean?

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@Pomelo_Soul @mundayme So like.... Ship name? #zestious? #sirpential? Because this is so cute!!!

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@Yue_1103_ OKAY BUT THE LITTLE STEAM HEART?

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@nptacek @PixelArtJourney Sword and Sworcery is one of my favorites and it's so beautiful.

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@IDPollution @ViolinistDemon I had this exact issue and it's like.... it's not my fault? Please fix your mistake, there's no reason I should have to pay for it?

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@IDPollution oh my gosh are you kidding me that's so heckin cute! Are there springs on the back?

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@Luciminchacco YESSS LET'S GOOOOOO

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@tawoorie2 @pibbbou Pib's pronouns are in his bio - "they're not there for decoration" - basically, before assuming someone's pronouns, just check real fast to see if they're listed someplace!

[TeaAfterDark @TheTeaCritterAD]

@ShinAratani Oh my gosh this is lovely. Will you be making a part 2?

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@thechosenberg @ichthys30 Nah the best is the
- never been to a club
- never been drunk even while having fun at a club

Uh huh.

[TeaAfterDark @TheTeaCritterAD]

@starlightseq Somehow unsurprised

[TeaAfterDark @TheTeaCritterAD]

@throwawall @annethegnome one scroll through their account and it's clear they're using AI, just from the poorly generated hands alone. Super frustrating.

[Gnome Anne May Perceive Me @annethegnome]

FUNGUS IN SPACE!!! 🍄🚀

Equal parts cosmic horror and nature being metal, let's talk about the lichen that grew on the OUTSIDE of the International Space Station!

Get your tea and curl up, because I PROMISE you wanna hear about these fungal cosmonauts 🧑‍🚀
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[TeaAfterDark @TheTeaCritterAD]

@muracommie Oh snap what episode is this from?