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DISCLAIMER: Since some people are gullible enough and this needs to be said - all tweets refer to a FICTIONAL roleplaying game. Don't get your panties in a bunch, people.

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FANTOLINI: HEARTBREAKER?
@MFMP_UKRPG has come under fire for proposing then breaking off a hasty engagement to Ms. Janine Bouchard. The event has left her devastated. Will she react unfavorably? We are waiting for her comment on the situation.

[Afternoon Tea @TheTeaUKRPG]

Now accepting fan submissions! Photo evidence is highly requested!

[Brett Rutherford @BrettUKRPG]

Highly considering taking a complete leave from all politics, regardless of party. It seems as if nobody has it together now.

[Afternoon Tea @TheTeaUKRPG]

@LynnMichel6 @ElizabethUKRPG Thanks for contacting us! The validity of our news is always a mystery. We love to leave people guessing!

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BREAKING: @NicoletteUKRPG has just released her first album, ATTENTION. Multiple popular individuals are featured on this album including: @BrettUKRPG, @ElizabethUKRPG, @NicoleUKRPG, and more! We love the album, and we can't wait until FitzRoy releases another!

[Afternoon Tea @TheTeaUKRPG]

Whenever we launch our talk show, we want this to be the theme song: https://t.co/NeSbJ156IR

[Afternoon Tea @TheTeaUKRPG]

We would also like to congratulate @MFMP_UKRPG and @YvonneUKRPG on their victory today. Allow us to cover your term. :)

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BREAKING: Neil Armagh has threatened to kill @NicoleUKRPG's baby multiple times as she said she was not going to get an abortion. Armagh threatened her in front of a large crowd of people, not caring who heard him.

[Afternoon Tea @TheTeaUKRPG]

Who are you voting for?

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FS: Fantolini is doing everything he can to stop other parties from running in the general election so that he can secure 10 Downing Street and go to war with other countries and make Hertfordshire the capital of the UK, he also wishes to make Houghtons a government business.

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FAN SUBMISSION: Michael Fantolini: WAR CRIMINAL - Michael Fantolini wants to repeat the war from 2014 to show global dominance. This act of war could bring down the UK in general. @MFMP_UKRPG

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THE TEA MAGAZINE PRESENTS OUR SEMI-ANNUAL POLITICAL SMEAR EDITION! Follow this thread to see ALL of the updates about the winter 2017 election!

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I AM THE TEA! :)

[Afternoon Tea @TheTeaUKRPG]

Congratulations!! https://t.co/faexY8wkib

[Brett Rutherford @BrettUKRPG]

@OnslowUKRPG and I would like to announce that we were wed in a private ceremony yesterday. Will has shown me that love is always possible, even though we were both nervous about trying again after divorce. I love him more than words can express, and I am forever grateful.

[Afternoon Tea @TheTeaUKRPG]

Merry Christmas on behalf of Afternoon Tea Magazine. We hope your holiday is as lit as @ElizabethUKRPG preparing to do a drive-by shooting on Houghton's.

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@MFMP_UKRPG @TatianaUKRPG UPDATE: this occurred immediately after @TatianaUKRPG performed her song “Same Parts” to kick off Fantolini’s speech. This song likely lured Katya to the room, creating animosity. Is this an inside job?

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FAN SUBMISSION: Gun pointed at Former PM @MFMP_UKRPG last night. Woman holding the gun has been identified as @TatianaUKRPG’s twin sister, Katya. We included her photo below. Police are searching for her.

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FAN SUBMISSION: Fantolini Personal Assistant Working More Jobs than One? Photos have been submitted of @MFMP_UKRPG 's assistant @TatianaUKRPG at clubs with multiple men. Is she too busy working these men to focus on the campaign? Is this the source of his campaign funding?

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FANTOLINI INFIDELITY SCANDAL? Former PM Fantolini was seen alone with his personal assistant. The paparazzi captured this photo of them enjoying hot chocolate, but it seems that may not be the only source of heat in this photo! Is @MFMP_UKRPG trying to get back at @NicoleUKRPG ?

[Nicole Fantolini-Berkshire @NicoleUKRPG]

Apparently SOME people think I’m married to a terrorist. They also delete their tweets so I can’t find that info. 🤷🏻‍♀️