The British Teacher

Assistant Head, Eng Lead, Y6 teacher. Teach First Ambassador. A normal British teacher, overworked and underpaid. Inextricably in love with my job.

[The British Teacher @TheTeacherUK]

@DPDCare uummm your driver just took this photo of me IN THE DOORWAY, said they didn’t know where my package was and recorded a “missed delivery”. When I questioned it, he ran away?! I think I’ll need to speak to a supervisor ASAP! #dpd #package #delivery

[The British Teacher @TheTeacherUK]

@O2 I just arrived back in the UK after being abroad and have no network (5G) despite still having lots of data left. How do I fix this please?! Matter of urgency. Thank you!

[The British Teacher @TheTeacherUK]

@UKMathsTrust something doesn’t seem right? 🥴 #UKMT

[The British Teacher @TheTeacherUK]

@UKMathsTrust something doesn’t seem right here 🥴 #UKMT

[Kim P @KimWHU]

Prince Harry is one interview away from claiming Prince William ate his hamster.

[The British Teacher @TheTeacherUK]

@amazon have signed for a package I have returned via @RoyalMail but they won’t issue me a refund DESPITE accepting the package. Is there a customer service email in the UK for Amazon does anyone know? #pleasehelp

[Greta Thunberg @GretaThunberg]

this is what happens when you don’t recycle your pizza boxes

[James Hogg @JamesAHogg2]

I've been trying to decide which clip to post first on Bernie's birthday and have decided on this. He adored the Railway Children and used to tear up when watching it. 'If you don't cry when Jenny sees her dad you're made of wood', he once said. Tissues at the ready x

[Widmerpool Appreciation Society @AtticumFloreat]

I am so bored of the Harry and Meghan shenanigans. In happier times Harry would have raised an army against the King, with William meeting him somewhere in Leicestershire where Harry would have died in battle, his body never found, and Meghan would have ended up in a convent.

[The British Teacher @TheTeacherUK]

@BBCRadio4 Can someone ask that GP more info about those numbers she just pulled out the air?! 27 hours a week, part time, but actually works 40hrs… 13/14 hour days?! Doesn’t make sense.

[The British Teacher @TheTeacherUK]

@ExpediaUK still waiting 😢

[The British Teacher @TheTeacherUK]

@ExpediaUK I’ve been on hold for 53 minutes 😞 what is the best way to get hold of someone? I might miss my flight at this rate 🙈🙄

[Tirad Badawi @TiradRaifBadawi]

Finally Nazanin back home!❤️

[Elika Ashoori @lilika49]

Happiness in one pic @FreeAnoosheh @FreeNazanin

[The British Teacher @TheTeacherUK]

American spelling on today’s wordle 😣🤮

[The British Teacher @TheTeacherUK]

@Inkyfool Hi Mark! Do you do Q and As with schools?! My students love your books and would love a Zoom with you. I know my school would be interested in working with you. Let me know!

[Jerahl @JerahlHall]

The London sky as the new year arrives! Here's to 2022, a prosperous year for you, one and all.

#HAPPYNEWYEAR2022 #londonfireworks #London

[The British Teacher @TheTeacherUK]

@AlexiMostrous incredible podcast series #sweetbobby well done for navigating such a challenging and traumatic story so respectfully. How do we prevent and warn of the dangers of #catfishing in schools? Another minefield to tread thanks to the internet.

[The British Teacher @TheTeacherUK]

I love @BBCNews BUT poor punctuation is becoming a problem. Since when did we start calling the #pandemic #british? 🤣 Think the #bbc needs to come to my #SPAG lessons.

[The British Teacher @TheTeacherUK]

@Mathematical_A Yes!