Ted Hebert

AI is eating industrial distribution. I help you eat first 🤖 | Fractional AI exec | 30+ yrs in the trenches | Tesla autonomy nerd ⚡ | It's OK to be AWESOME!

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@Tesla_AI I'm sure y'all are working on it, but it would be awesome if I could tell Grok to back in to my driveway when I have a ton of groceries to unload. Now, I have to break my FSD streak to back in manually.

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Keep telling me Tesla FSD is not as good as a human driver.

[dubsea @dubseatv]

How does this even happen⁉️😭

A woman somehow drove her car onto Seattle’s elevated light rail tracks at Mount Baker Station on Wednesday evening, bringing train service to a halt. 😳🚆

Witnesses say the driver told people she was “following GPS” after ending up on the tracks and driving a significant distance before getting stuck. The vehicle had to be removed from the guideway, causing major delays for riders across the 1 Line. #DUBSEA

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@kneubuehl It's true.

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I wish I had been recording when some D-bag in his daddy's CLA AMG started revving his engine next to me at a stoplight. When that light turned green M3P smoked his ass.

Totally worth breaking my FSD streak.

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@basedamericana That 1970s design really holds up.

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@mrseviemae Sweet guitars. LOL

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@GreenTexanEV You couldn't pay me to go back to ICE. Everything about EVs is vastly superior to ICE vehicles.

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Glory Day! Parking lot pins never seemed to work right prior to FSD v14.3.3. I finally got FSD to park in the Walmart pickup area. It went thru a Do Not Enter area to get there, but hey, humans do it every time I'm there.

More impressive to me is that FSD didn't take the main parking lot entrance and have to painfully slowly navigate the entire lot. It took an entrance on a side road that I always take, which is much closer to the pickup area.

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@washghost1 Ferrari Luce

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@bfwebster Amen!

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@TeslaNewswire That poor Nissan Altima just wishes it could grow up to be a Tesla.

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@elonmusk's net worth is calculated at $970 BILLION by @WSJ.

$59,492 per minute
$3.6 million per hour
85.7 million per day
$602 million per week
$2.6 billion per month
31.3 billion per year

Keep betting against him if you want. I'll ride with Elon.

https://t.co/CMtQLGo2jc

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Dat ASS.

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Yeah, because Tesla Superchargers actually work.

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@farzyness The Singularity is close.

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@mrfundman M3P. Both are great cars. I prefer the size of the M3P, and it is plenty fast at 2.9 seconds 0-60. Plus, a new M3P has the full warranty, no miles, and no one else has beaten on it.

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Marilyn Monroe would have been 100 years old today.

Happy Birthday, Norma Jean.

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Can’t really complain when once in a while FSD parks a little wonky when you see how humans park.

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@ComputerLove_ I would buy this now if it was an EV.

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@SawyerMerritt The screens all the way across the dash is so dumb, and looks ridiculous. One main screen in the middle is optimal.