@theteditorial

Slightly​ bitter, abandoned Twitter handle. Recently reallocated​ and completely unaffiliated with Ted Perry. Tweets are my own...finally.

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Dude,

I'm still not Ted.

Signed,

The Teditorial

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@TwitterSupport how do I get rid of these? There's no option to see less? Thanks in advance!

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@KNIGHTFALLx @LoraKaelber #Alzheimers caregivers work for free. Get your facts straight before you brutalize people for giving up their lives to honor the lives of their parents.

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@andy_konkle @fox6now Brilliant!

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@andy_konkle Like your job was well done. Good man.

[Clue Heywood @ClueHeywood]

This is my first rodeo. What kind of animal is that. Who's that guy in the barrel. What's up with the timer. What the fuck is going on here.

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Do not eat your spirit animal.

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Also in the news today.

Latin. Is. A. Thing.. https://t.co/LUwJ1TyGAD

[Sun Journal 🗞 @sunjournal]

Guess which word @Publix took off a cake for a ‘Summa Cum Laude’ grad https://t.co/j3ZLJ9ONtZ #Publix

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Does anyone really care who reported on a tragedy first?

It's a tragedy. Don't glory grab while someone is suffering loss.

#NewsAdvice

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This might be the best tweet ever...plus science. https://t.co/X6SCiDsjqc

[Ryan Fonseca @RyFons]

One fish
two fish
dead fish
poo fish
https://t.co/im8ln2wfme

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Love this thread. https://t.co/YfnoCJcGV9

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@Fox6TedPerry https://t.co/ptWYAdWO4p

[Gloria Cridelich @gcridelichsbcgl]

@theteditorial HAPPY BIRTHDAY TED, enjoy your special day.

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@Fox6TedPerry https://t.co/byRnRfmPyN

[Kim Murphy @kmpossiblemke]

Is this stalking? @TheTeditorial Media Hall of Fame Dinner @fox6now

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@BradHicksFox6 @Fox6TedPerry Put yer damn helmet on, Ted.

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@Fox6TedPerry If you win the lottery, can I come back home?

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@Fox6TedPerry Assuming you did something right on-air...again...

Your friends keep thinking we still work together. Fix that, would you? https://t.co/EKKqpfVd4f

[Teasox @teasox]

@theteditorial still my hero!

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Groupie. https://t.co/C9eyMdU6Uz

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Hey @Fox6TedPerry one of your friends is here by mistake. Pretty sure you took them all when we broke up. *sigh*

@jgw225

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The saddest part of the human condition is not ignorance of our true nature, but that we deceive ourselves of it.