Fortunately for this club Sir Manu and Double Whopper have had their contracts terminated after a absolute shambolic performance from the pair we do not wish them the best and we hope they get hung at their future club
We’ve done it, All the hard work to get into div 1, now we push on to get the title. A massive massive shoutout to Owen Sanderson who scored a 92nd minute equaliser to secure promotion
The link up between Our Captain Carlos Cruz and Our vice captain Massive Hog is absolutely dangerous, here’s a little insight to what happens when they link up of set pieces
Our striker our number 97 the one and only Muslav Basharat, he has a goal scoring record like no other an unstoppable force up tops, 🎶Siii Señor give the ball to Basharat he will score🎶
Half bloke half women Mr Whippy has cone Chebbs but also has a huge cock, Whippy’ send product is like no other a deadly player who is very creative racks up assists
Our Vice Captain Big Mo, also has a massive cock just as his nick name describes MassiveHog. His passion is unmatched and will do anything and everything for this club. He passes the ball like a prime Pirlo and never misses a tackle Our Cdm
Ahh Simone Traore where to start, our favourite player, not only is she brilliant in the showers she’s been fantastic on the pitch, she is well loved in the club Our number 9 Simone Traore❤️
Also another new addition Benjamin Mendy , not really an excuse to bring this one in we were desperate for a left back and he’s the only one who would come, but fucking hell what a footballer he absolute rapes that left hand side
Our Captain , Captain Fantastic, Carlos Cruz is the heart of the team not only is he the heart of the team he has the biggest cock in world football he’s an absolute monster on the pitch. Be careful because he will 3 foot women
Also a new addition to the squad Raoul Moat, Moaty’s dangerous past and his presence is certainly felt on the pitch as he defenders run the other way an absolute fantastic CB and a great addition
A new member to the squad Mason Greenwood has been going through a rough patch at the moment but we have taken him under our wing and put him into the right back position because he was too viscous on and off the pitch