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they got green beans and beautiful women as far as the eye can see

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I've got some work to do. *tunes banjo*

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You guys see that episode of voyager where janeway gets horny for a hologram and Chakoatay is like go ahead captain, I also fuck the holograms

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Has anyone tried asking grok for money?

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Can you bet on who the first athlete to be murdered by a disgruntled sports bettor will be?

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Holy shit! He admitted the real Paul is dead!

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@puddingfan13 I found a theater here where the most expensive ticket is $10. Matinees are 8 I think. They don’t have recliners though so my wife hates it.

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@puddingfan13 Will you please turn me to stone?

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Prince was abusive and homophobic. He also groomed and married a child.
Have you seen Purple Rain though? I suppose he’s earned a pass. Let’s continue celebrating him.

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@Twins I’ll never get a hug I guess.

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Kwik Trip and QuikTrip both represented on this Minnesota Twins broadcast.

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Field of Dreams Twins/Phillies game ticket lottery for only residents of Iowa? Finally something positive has come from moving to this god forsaken state. Unless I don’t get picked and then it’s fuck this place again.

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Iowa politics are bullshit. Closed primaries are sticking us with our next governor likely being a racist who lives in Kansas, a democratic senate candidate who will lose handily due to accusations of stolen valor and we’ve already legalized discrimination of trans people.

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Lol, eat shit Tommy

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@puddingfan13 If anyone does

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Today should be illegal.

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I think the thing most people are missing in the MLB players vs owners salary cap/floor discussion is that neither of them deserve that much money. Put in a salary cap and make owners put that money back into the community.

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Summer is the worst time of year to have genitals

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I do not care for this tarps off business.

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Closed primaries are some fucking bullshit

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@Twins Thank you Admin. As the worst people fill your replies with hate, remember that most of us love you.

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@azninthesun Started smelling crazier out here