Ñick Caññoñ

I am married to the most beautiful woman in the world. I mostly tweet about the Braves and Luka Doncic. That's all I've got for now.

[Ñick Caññoñ @TheTennisRat]

Gonna tell my kids this was Outkast

[Russillo @ryenarussillo]

@dannykanell Go Braves

[Kenjac @JackKennedy]

A truly TERRIBLE choice in almost every imaginable way

[Alex Press @alexnpress]

often think of this one lol

[Ñick Caññoñ @TheTennisRat]

The resemblence is truly remarkable

[Russillo @ryenarussillo]

I could just post only hot pics of myself but I don’t need the validation.

[evan loves worf @esjesjesj]

Natural selection is when an individual cannot find a mate to reproduce with. That’s your brother-in-law.

[Vinny Thomas @vinn_ayy]

Bringing back prayer in schools but ending free lunch for hungry children.

American Evangelicals are so fake and craven

[Tim Clark @_Tim_Clark_]

I will make January 6th look like a pillow fight

[zoë rose bryant @zoerosebryant]

i’m not being dramatic when i say this movie completely changed the way i look at life

[Boyfailurecharliekelly @eeternalferret]

there's just so many but nothing beats the experience i had watching this scene for the first time

[DramaAlert @DramaAlert]

Kamala Harris election overturned prank is insane. 😭😭

[Roshan Rinaldi @Roshan_Rinaldi]

Apparently Elmo is very, very upset with SNL because of this portrayal of him on the show this week.

So don't retweet this and make him more angry,... or he may start ghosting your followers.

[Danny Heifetz @Danny_Heifetz]

Preview of tonight's show

[Healosh @Healosh]

I’m not one to exaggerate, but having to type stuff out using your TV remote makes me want to shoot myself in the face.

[Ñick Caññoñ @TheTennisRat]

Sean knew.....

[Sean Fennessey @SeanFennessey]

So I have this on the record: I think this Jets season will be an epic disappointment, everyone will be fired at its conclusion, and Aaron Rodgers will retire.

[Danny Heifetz @Danny_Heifetz]

"We're going to build the stadium East-West, so the sun completely blinds the players on the field. Also, the scoreboard will be low enough for your punter to hit it."

"How much will it cost?"

"One billion dollars"

[Danny Heifetz @Danny_Heifetz]

Cant believe the refs blocked that Broncos kick so the Chiefs will win