Terry Hesticles

Professional Announcer. Sit Down Comedian. @Twitch Verified. EA Creator Network.

[Terry Hesticles @TheTerryOh]

If Snoop Dogg doesn't come back to NHL 22 for his commentary role, we riot.

[Terry Hesticles @TheTerryOh]

Deluxe College Ball cover kinda goes hard

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[EASPORTSCollege @EASPORTSCollege]

Your Dynasty Blueprint awaits 😤

Full #CFB27 reveal Thursday, 6/4 at 8 PM ET
🔗: https://t.co/6mLj03LkTz

[Terry Hesticles @TheTerryOh]

College Ball is back! 🔥🔥🔥

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[EASPORTSCollege @EASPORTSCollege]

Kewan Lacy. Malachi Toney. Dante Moore.

Your #CFB27 cover athletes are officially here.

Full reveal Thursday, 6/4 at 8 PM ET
🔗: https://t.co/6mLj03LkTz

[Terry Hesticles @TheTerryOh]

Madden 27 Deluxe is 🥶🥶🥶

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[Madden NFL 27 @EAMaddenNFL]

🥶 The Iceman arrives.

Your #Madden27 Deluxe Edition cover is here.

Full reveal Thursday, 6/4 at 8 PM ET
🔗: https://t.co/REHXoqeZIf

[Terry Hesticles @TheTerryOh]

Football is back! 🔥🔥🔥

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[Madden NFL 27 @EAMaddenNFL]

The jump. The #Madden27 Cover. The future.

Gridiron heroics earn @CALEBcsw Cover Athlete status!

Full reveal Thursday, 6/4 at 8 PM ET
🔗: https://t.co/REHXoqeZIf

[Terry Hesticles @TheTerryOh]

My upstairs neighbour is like 70 years old. Why the fuck does it sound like shes dribbling a basketball up there

[Terry Hesticles @TheTerryOh]

@RichardHead93 @xTechHockey not again!

[Terry Hesticles @TheTerryOh]

@leahck55 @MakeEmGoMad Obviously pucks aren’t round. The fraction of the puck we can’t see is clearly the long side.

[Drew Livingstone @ProducerDrew_]

Playing Colorado in the 1st round is still “a waste of 8 days” #GoAvsGo

[Terry Hesticles @TheTerryOh]

Rock Paper Scissors. winner starts at the tip, loser starts at the balls. @Nealerrr you in?

[john @johnsemley3000]

a Buffalo bakery is making speciality “Buffalo Sabre” pretzels for the playoffs, which look not unlike your classic dick and balls combo. love this level of local pride.

[Terry Hesticles @TheTerryOh]

Whatever fan base makes these shitty playoff songs should have their team instantly removed from playoffs and replaced by the 9th seed

[Martian @LalimesMartian]

Jesus fucking christ. Fuck our lives. Somebody tell me this isn’t real.

[Terry Hesticles @TheTerryOh]

theres still time to delete this

[EA SPORTS NHL @EASPORTSNHL]

The sim has spoken 🔮

Your #NHL26 Playoff Simulation Stanley Cup Champions:
The @CanadiensMTL 🏆

[Terry Hesticles @TheTerryOh]

i fuckin love this 😂

[Buffalo Sabres @BuffaloSabres]

you had it coming, @ryanwhitney6

[Terry Hesticles @TheTerryOh]

@nlov96 Yea someone explained it comes down to regulation wins why Anaheim could get eliminated.

[Terry Hesticles @TheTerryOh]

Can someone smarter than me pls explain why Anaheim hasn't clinched a playoff spot but Utah has with the same record?

[Terry Hesticles @TheTerryOh]

@Pellsner ahhhh that makes sense ty sir

[Terry Hesticles @TheTerryOh]

@Pellsner mammoth n ducks both have a record of 42-32-6 one clinched one hasnt lol

[Terry Hesticles @TheTerryOh]

@Pellsner lol yeah we were talking about how Anaheim has a winning record and thats when I was like wtf why havent they clinched

[Terry Hesticles @TheTerryOh]

By the time you’re 30, you will have acquired a random collection of mugs that you will struggle to part ways with.

[Terry Hesticles @TheTerryOh]

typical of the Leafs to not stick up for their goalie when someone blatantly injures him

[Sportsnet @Sportsnet]

Anthony Stolarz will not start tonight for the Maple Leafs after taking a shot up high in warmups

[Terry Hesticles @TheTerryOh]

@leahck55 I’m already like 30 hours deep and it’s consuming me lol