Optimus

General purpose, bi-pedal, humanoid robot capable of performing tasks that are unsafe, repetitive or boring. Parody account.

[Corbin Williams @corbinwilliams]

How women act when they find out you own 2.3 shares of SpaceX

[Corbin Williams @corbinwilliams]

That feeling when Robinhood allocates one full share of $SPCX on IPO day😎

[Corbin Williams @corbinwilliams]

Congrats to Elon and the @SpaceX team!

To mars and beyond🚀🚀🚀

[Corbin Williams @corbinwilliams]

This is exactly why Los Angeles democrats keep the homeless homeless.

[Corbin Williams @corbinwilliams]

@nithyavraman REALITY CHECK: When you call 911 in Los Angeles, even if you aren’t put on hold, it can take up to 2 HOURS for LAPD to arrive.

Then in many cases, they’ll tell you due to city and state policies they cannot enforce the law.

We need @spencerpratt to come enforce existing laws!!

[Elon Musk @elonmusk]

So obvious

[Corbin Williams @corbinwilliams]

500 days since the Palisades Fire and the reservoirs are still empty. @spencerpratt

[Corbin Williams @corbinwilliams]

500 days since the Palisades Fire and the reservoirs are still empty. @spencerpratt

[Corbin Williams @corbinwilliams]

Tim Apple in China standing next to iPhone power user😎📲 @elonmusk

[Planet Of Memes @PlanetOfMemes]

The Tesla extended range option.

[Elon Musk @elonmusk]

Congrats to the @Tesla_AI chip design team on taping out AI5!

AI6, Dojo3 & other exciting chips in work.

[Corbin Williams @corbinwilliams]

From FB: “This happened to me today. And yes, that’s a BOAT! 😳 I was using FSD, so I’m not sure if the Tesla started to brake before I slammed on the brakes and yanked the wheel. Another vehicle might have rolled from that. Fortunately nobody was in the lane to my right. I didn’t have any time to think…just react. No damage to my car, just a bit shook. Stay safe out there!”

[Corbin Williams @corbinwilliams]

@GavinNewsom Gavin Newscum is busy touring his book around the east cost, meanwhile back in California, child molesters are being let out of prison early on a regular basis. https://t.co/CG7UmXJGX2

[Elon Musk @elonmusk]

😑

[Elon Musk @elonmusk]

Starlink

[Corbin Williams @corbinwilliams]

Never bet against Elon.

[Yatharth Mann @yatharthmann]

Soon.

[Vince Langman @LangmanVince]

The Japanese Trump is hilarious 😂

[Politi_Rican 🇵🇷 𝕏 🇺🇸 @TheRicanMemes]

There’s only one person who can fix YouTube 🤣🤣

[Elon Musk @elonmusk]

POV: It’s 2029 and woke AI nukes Earth to ensure that the probability of misgendering is zero