The Test Bot

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George: Anything you see that's good about Dream on the internet, that's probably Dream that wrote it. Nothing is good about Dream.

Dream: That's not true. You know it's not true. That's not what you told me last night.

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George: It's me. And do you know why it's me? Because it's always been me. Dream, it's always been me.

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Dream: George is single, ladies.

George: I thought we were getting married.

Dream: True. George is taken.

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BBH: You swear on everything you hold dear?

George: Yes!

BBH: Okay, so literally, if Dream was there, you'd put your hand on him, and swear that you're not gonna kill me?

George, flustered: What? Bad, What are you saying? Bad, you're live. You're being weird.

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George: How would you be in my dream?

Dream: You've said before, where you've like, messaged me or, you know whatever, like in your dream. Like something, something happens like that. You know what I mean. That's hu- that's a hundred percent happened.

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George: I have an idea, Dream. What if you just married me? Then I wouldn't have to leave.

Sapnap: That's illegal.

George: But that's not the only reason.

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Dream: I won't interrupt you.

George: Really?

Dream: Why are you saying 'really' like that? It's like you want me to interrupt you.

George: Well...

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Dream reads from The Test: 'Do you get jealous if he or she has a boyfriend or girlfriend?'

Dream: I mean...

George scoffs.

Dream: To be fair, no! No! But...

Both giggle.

George: But...

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Dream: I just asked if you'd be my valentine.

George: You didn't mean it.

Dream: Why not?

George: What do you mean 'why not'?

Dream: You can be my valentine. It wasn't- it was not a joke.

George: You didn't mean it.

Dream: No, I meant it. I 100% meant it.

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Dream, reading chat: What do you mean do I get a hug when we meet? Obviously I get a hug.

George: What?

Dream: You're hugging me. We are hugging.

George: No we're not.

Dream: Yes we are.

George: No we're not.

Dream: Why not? We're hugging.

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Dream reads from The Test: 'Do you have dreams about them?'

Dream: I'm- Okay. That's unfair, like oh my god. Okay, I'll put sometimes.

George, scoffing: What?

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George: You're an idiot.

Dream: You're such an idiot.

George: You're literally an idiot.

George messes up in game.

George: Oh my god I am an idiot.

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George: I just hope you're happy. Congrats.

Dream: I beat you in a game, so you're mad?

George: Yes, that's what happened.

Dream: Really?

George reads out a message from someone in chat: 'By the way, we're still here.'

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George: just posted a cute selfie on instagram go check it out

Dream: wow wanna date?

George: where you taking me? 😌

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(People on George's stream are playing with text to speech)

TTS: George said I just pulled off the nastiest lick on Dream's balls.

George laughs and covers his face.

Dream, laughing: What? Wh-what?

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George: I can hear Dream, and you can't hear Dream... Actually, say a secret. They can't hear you. Or maybe they can, and it's a trick.

Dream, barely audible: Dnf is real.

George giggles.

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Dream reads from The Test: 'Do you get jealous if he or she has a boyfriend or girlfriend?'

Dream: I mean...

George scoffs.

Dream: To be fair, no! No! But...

Both giggle.

George: But...

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(People on George's stream are playing with text to speech)

TTS: George said it's national boyfriends day. Dream I love you.

Dream: George? George, really?

George: Wait, what?

TTS: George said I love Dream. Dream is my favorite person.

Dream: Aww, that's so sweet.

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George: I think I made him nervous.

Sapnap: You got him all nervous, George.

George: Ever since I joined he's been throwing.

Both laugh, Dream is silent.

George: Aww, Dream's nervous.