The Things Pat Says

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Is it wrong to make homework due on 9/11?

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I have blinked my tassel into my eye twice since I’ve been here. (at PhD graduation)

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I’m on fire.
2 and a half for three.
“Two and a half for three?”
Haha. Three and a half for four.

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Oh boy!… Oh Shit!

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My dad was born in 1936… so he will be 100 in what 2034?

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[pockets are full with 4 disposable vapes]

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I can beat anyone in arm wrestling… well, unless they’re stronger than me.

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I’m gonna remember where Manila is by saying Manilapines from now on.

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[Standing around chatting in a group, guy with eye patch is walking by]
Yar!

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“Pat, what do you think of the Heisman?”

I don’t like the pose.

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I remember when I was 5 and my parents told me that if there was a house fire I wasn’t allowed to put my shoes on cause I took too long.

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Jay-Z, Eminem, Yee, NAS… “wait you mean Ye”? Yeah, but it’s Yeezy. “Right but it’s Kanye”. Oh yeah.

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I’m good at standardized tests… but I can’t do work.

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Say a duck could express consent… would you fuck a duck?

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“Looks like Jason Siegel and Barney Rubble has a baby.”

https://t.co/0cnAjLLe3G

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[playing disc golf, trying to find the hole… Pat finds it] Oh, it’s right there, behind the tree with the leaves on it.

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“Did you solo them?”
Yeah, I mean like me and 3 other people.

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Being exhausting is exhausting.