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Just win, baby! -Al Davis

[Thomas @TheThomasArias]

@kausmickey They offered him the wall, but he refused to grant citizenship to the Dreamers in exchange. But you knew that.

[Thomas @TheThomasArias]

@nytimes She was born in Oakland, and Berkeley is just a few miles away. Settle down.

[I LOVE ATLANTA @4oh4dee]

When you unexpectedly dap up the President at Waffle House 🫱🏾‍🫲🏻

[Thomas @TheThomasArias]

@jeffpearlman My dad was at that game

[Joe Biden @JoeBiden]

Congratulations, Donald. Quite the accomplishment.

[Thomas @TheThomasArias]

@AdamKinzinger He said it at least twice, if not more though 🤢

[Dee Snider🇺🇸🎤 @deesnider]

Son, I was NEVER asleep.

[Thomas @TheThomasArias]

@CHueyBurns He repeated what Gov Christie said near verbatim. And did it with a straight face.

[Thomas @TheThomasArias]

@jeffpearlman ESPNs 30for30 gave us the gist.

[Thomas @TheThomasArias]

@kayleevz

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@realJohnKotyk @MTLSimon11 @Super70sSports Gwynn hit safely in 30% of his plate appearances versus 27% for Williams

[Thomas @TheThomasArias]

@AdamSchefter Why wait? If anyone should get the Gretzky treatment and just given his bust and jacket immediately, it’s Brady.

[Thomas @TheThomasArias]

@laurenboebert Teachers wrote their names on the chalkboard and went over that info on the first day every year. But, I actually went to school, so there’s that.

[Thomas @TheThomasArias]

@Goodable Was really hoping he would’ve ended his speech by saying “Goonies never say die”.

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@MichLKosinski

[Joe Biden @JoeBiden]

Get in, folks. We're building a better America: https://t.co/V9Mzpw8kB0

[Thomas @TheThomasArias]

@BeschlossDC Too bad AF1 flew behind, defeating the purpose of this flight

[Thomas @TheThomasArias]

@AmyShiraTeitel I assume that’s the vest the flight controllers snicker about in “Apollo 13” when he opens the box his wife sent.

[Thomas @TheThomasArias]

@frankthorp Gerald Ford testified for the House Judiciary Committee in 1974, while PRESIDENT, so what’s Pence’s problem???

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