Thomas Culé

Football through a tactical and analytical lens| Covering the Hansi Flick Revolution & the MLS landscape| Building in Public

[Thomas Culé @TheThomasMatei]

@IconPD @Muyiwa1884143 @Jolaifa_ix @BlackKyle5 @eddy_chuks He was carried 😂

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@JailovicSon @Bigi_Chima Your shameless bringing up the Olympics into big boys debates 😂😂
Old Messi💯

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@OnlyrenaofFcb He cannot believe what's going on

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@bayern_MOB Because dictator Mbappe wanted the spotlight

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@AbjaFCB Fraud alert🚨 😂

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@OnlyrenaofFcb 😂😂😂loser medal🏅

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@kamalinho001 Stop stressing me 😂😂

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@kolawole00000 @HelenaCondis Can't wait honestly 💯,,

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@BarcaAnalyst01 Because it is Barça, they will stress us so bad tonight, it'll feel like it's a champions league final. I hate these small clubs and their attitude when facing us😂😂.
They should just spread those cheeks willingly no need to stress us 😂

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So Barcelona plays today.
I'm ready for:
1.A Lamine Yamal master class
2. Total domination from start to finish
3. The referees 🤡
4.Flick's Highline😅
5.That Anthony Gordon screamer🥵
6.Pedri-Olmo-Rodri-Olmo-Pedri-Rodri
7. Barça 3-0 Rayo +3 points 🎉
Visca Barça 🔵🔴

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Funny how it is Messi fans that know how to banter/ press Messi's neck better than what Ronaldo fans have been doing all this while🤣🤣
Ronaldo fans too useless like his GOALS

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@FabrizioRomano @Nilsola10 The talent pool in La Masia this year has dwindled, we are now importing talent from other football academies.

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@mazziforall @Bigi_Chima This is the only time I need young Messi in my life mahn that guy was a beast when it came to scoring 🤧
But still,😂😂, I can't write off old Messi, he full of surprises

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@TheAminFCB2 I see the vision everyone will eat good

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Rivals: “Gabriel Jesus is finished.”
Wait until he dunks two on your head.
Rivals: “Okay but… but what?” 😂😂
All I know is he’s scoring ahead of a €140M, 36-year-old teenager, Yan Diomande. 🤣⏳
🔵🔴

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@Crowned_Pamah Young Messi na fraud, promised champions League never delivered, 🤧
Old Messi is by far better

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@Prema_Chinweze He don't get the balls

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What does Old Messi have over Young Messi?
​🧠 Ultimate football IQ & game control
🎯 Lethal free-kick conversion
🏆 4 Major Senior International Trophies
👑 World Cup Champion status
​Young Messi was a cheat code, but Old Messi completed football! 🐐🔥
Old is gold
​#Messi #GOAT

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People forget Inter Miami had zero trophies in club history until 36-year-old Messi showed up and changed everything 📈
​Young Messi had the prime Barcelona superteam, but veteran Messi single-handedly turned Inter Miami into a winning machine! 🐐✨
​#LionelMessi #InterMiami