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thedailymash "But this is a MacBook, says air passenger https://t.co/WmbUZKtWWF"

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thedailymash "Google introduces ‘You should probably just break up’ alert https://t.co/o5r3lOrija"

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thedailymash "Rising inflation explained as ‘the 70s’ https://t.co/nHDkQPLNuH"

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thedailymash "Irishman praying colleagues stop talking about Ireland https://t.co/tL9NyKIBNm"

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thedailymash "Spring vastly overrated https://t.co/HIHguY1A9R"

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thedailymash "Man who claims to be European getting on everyone’s tits https://t.co/LRwoTn6za4"

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thedailymash "Mum horrified by internet hoax from 2008 https://t.co/DVhRJjAv9S"

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thedailymash "Indifference to babies outlawed https://t.co/Vil8AemkMp"

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thedailymash "Your dad could still have you in a fight https://t.co/stZtWToCAU"

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thedailymash "Woman makes three new friends every time she visits a toilet https://t.co/cvtpyMl0aH"

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thedailymash "Jubilant Brexiters shitting themselves https://t.co/OxrC2k4HJC"

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thedailymash "Sesame Street introduces first paranoid right-wing character https://t.co/0Lxu0i5z2k"

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thedailymash "Apple denies all knowledge of Apple Watch https://t.co/GqnJEN2NqF"

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thedailymash "Brexiter still a loser in the more general sense https://t.co/YUXs5MgVki"

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thedailymash "Bristol is best city because you can smoke weed in the street https://t.co/lRp7XjEPFQ"

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thedailymash "Fitness ‘a nightmare that never ends’ https://t.co/aajiUR5OEr"

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thedailymash "Elderly parents reveal plan to buy shit computer https://t.co/l6DLNKRbtj"

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thedailymash "No Garys left in Britain by 2050 https://t.co/pyY1Qktyjx"

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thedailymash "Dad forced to admit decking looks shit https://t.co/SvzzL6tTic"

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thedailymash "Londoner helplessly lost in unfamiliar part of London https://t.co/v7eLkbmqL0"