The Three Stags

Three Stags Pub on the Wirral

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@TheThreeStags1 The problem with being punctual is that nobody is there to appreciate it. #OverheardInThePub #... http://t.co/JML1pZQElB

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@TheThreeStags1 Bank Rule: To get a loan, first prove you don't need it. #OverheardInThePub #PTme RT @AidenAspo http://t.co/BykZWY8ROy

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@TheThreeStags1 Do you have the time? (she/he gives you the time) No, the time to write my number down. #Overh... http://t.co/jLmEzguxFv

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@TheThreeStags1 Why did the golfer wear two pairs of pants? In case he got a hole in one. #Ptme #Overheardinth... http://t.co/fTfDRqF9rw

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@TheThreeStags1 99 percent of lawyers give the rest a bad name. #OverheardInThePub #PTme RT @AidenAspo http://t.co/BRAZmKtL3Z

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@TheThreeStags1 If you were a triangle you'd be acute one. #Ptme #OverheardinthePub RT @Rach_Evans_ http://t.co/JafZjNIGIr

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@TheThreeStags1 Sometimes I wake up grumpy; other times I let her sleep. #Ptme #OverheardinthePub RT @Rebecca... http://t.co/ZnjgaICy86

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@TheThreeStags1 The more people I meet, the more I like my dog. #Ptme #OverheardinthePub RT @GenaLarmin http://t.co/41w8l3Og5p

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@TheThreeStags1 The key to a good relationship is the key. Give me back the key! #OverheardInThePub #PTme RT @... http://t.co/Hg6yUktGKG

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@TheThreeStags1 Knock knock. Who's there? UPS, sign for this please. #Ptme #OverheardinthePub RT @Rach_Evans_ http://t.co/c30dNe6R4n

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@TheThreeStags1 You can't have everything; where would you put it? #Ptme #OverheardinthePub RT @GenaLarmin http://t.co/Pps0r6uwMu

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@TheThreeStags1 Few women admit their age; few men act it. #Ptme #OverheardinthePub RT @Rebecca_Turner_ http://t.co/Po4McqC1ZD

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@TheThreeStags1 What has two legs and is red all over? Half a dog. #Ptme #OverheardinthePub RT @ZakDarenbrook http://t.co/P8V2Ll0zWZ

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@TheThreeStags1 Why do zombies all have such bad clothes?! It's like you JUST died, who dressed your coffin? #... http://t.co/uqRRR1Bs3n

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@TheThreeStags1 Okay, who stopped the payment on my reality check? #Ptme #OverheardinthePub RT @Rebecca_Turner_ http://t.co/wb6w15Jllv

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@TheThreeStags1 How do you starve a blonde? Deprive her of food. #Ptme #OverheardinthePub RT @ZakDarenbrook http://t.co/FDZRVSxWWT

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@TheThreeStags1 Every time a friend succeeds, I die a little. #Ptme #OverheardinthePub RT @GenaLarmin http://t.co/qnTX09mYKQ

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@TheThreeStags1 I don't suffer from insanity; I enjoy every minute of it. #Ptme #OverheardinthePub RT @RonnRonson http://t.co/AHa9JNBYZY

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@TheThreeStags1 Roses are dead. Violets are dead. I am a bad gardener. #Ptme #OverheardinthePub RT @Rach_Evans_ http://t.co/YZBB88z7n1