Connor Kagy

[BigPlayJay @BradsDownfall]

If I ever saw a minion I would put it in the air fryer

[vaxry @vaxryy]

finger lickin good implies the existence of toe sucking evil

[Kennedy B. Burning @Sirbag007]

My RB is bald and wears a postgame sport coat and crucifix #peak

[Connor Kagy @TheTiestoFan]

@rell_757_allen Honestly, incredible Halloween costume idea. @AndyHolloway this is you.

[Polymarket Football @PolymarketBlitz]

Justin Herbert might legitimately be the greatest QB to ever touch a football if he just had:

- A top offensive line
- The best weapons in football
- A top-tier defense
- Andy Reid calling the shots
- Madison Beer keeping him energized on the sidelines
- World hunger completely eradicated
- Clean water accessible to every human
- The entire planet powered by renewable energy
- No more wars or global conflict
- Free education for everyone
- Free healthcare for everyone
- Worldwide poverty eliminated
- Complete equality regardless of race, gender, or background
- Climate change completely reversed
- Technology that benefits humanity without exploiting it
- Mental health checkups as common as physicals
- Universal work-life balance
- Innovation focused on sustainability instead of profit
- Borders that encourage cooperation instead of division
- Empathy taught in every school
- Universal animal rights
- Zero government corruption
- Art and culture completely free from censorship
- Free, green and efficient transportation
- Housing guaranteed for everyone
- Every major disease cured
- Space exploration that unites humanity
- Pollution-free oceans
- Forests regenerating faster than we can lose them
- Ethical and unbiased AI
- Stronger communities around the world
- Forgiveness replacing grudges
- Lifelong education available to everyone
- Justice systems focused on rehabilitation
- Thriving biodiversity across every ecosystem
- Economies focused on human well-being instead of endless growth
- Creativity valued as highly as productivity
- Clean air in every city
- Technology that eliminates language barriers
- Compassionate elderly care
- Every child growing up safe and loved
- Renewable resources replacing finite ones
- Volunteerism becoming a global cultural norm
- Scientific discoveries freely shared with humanity
- Religious and spiritual freedom alongside secular progress
- All waste efficiently transformed into useful resources
- Enough leisure time for everyone to actually enjoy life
- Democracies that truly represent every voice
- Healthy nutrition available worldwide
- Protection from natural disasters through advanced preparation
- Every culture’s history preserved and celebrated
- Technology somehow solving loneliness
- Equal opportunity for everyone
- Gratitude becoming the foundation of human relationships
- Humanity embracing curiosity as its guiding principle

That’s it.

That’s literally all Justin Herbert needs.

[Robert Griffin III @RGIII]

Prayers up for William Jewel College RB MicahJo Barnett’s family, and friends and loved ones.

MicahJo passed away today after scoring a TD and collapsing on the sideline shortly after.

He was only 20 years old. 💔

[low time preference @bitcoin__intern]

Having a wife is like having a flock camera in your house

[StoneVol Jackson @stonevol1861]

State trooper finally took an exit. Pace car is off. Time to open it up son

[𝕊𝕒𝕞𝕞𝕪 @FromN5_]

Whoever came up with “lefty loosey, righty tighty” absolutely knocked it out of the park

[𝑱 @OnlyPlayer_J]

Kids are now pausing their street games so I can pass.

[. @Carlosgramosc]

Yo saliendo de mi casa a las 7 AM con mi ropa del gym, ropa del trabajo y mis comidas

[Austen Allred @Austen]

We need a different word for places that warm frozen Sysco food and bring it to you because that isn’t the same thing as a restaurant

[Biff @biffredeemed]

The ROI on keeping your mouth shut is extremely high

[Transfer Portal @NCAAPortal]

What I would give to see Lee Corso put on a giant eagle head

[Lane Kendall @lanedeankendall]

Do not, I repeat, do not go into that Seven Eleven.

[Neet @neet_sol]

Mom: "Move out"

Boss: "Work harder"

Blackjack dealer: "Welcome back sir"

[Sam Monson @SamMonsonNFL]

Aaron Donald owes it to science to unretire and line up next to Myles Garrett just to see what would happen.

[Poona Ford🐐 @PoonaF_95]

😭😭

[Connor Ewing @ConnorMEwing]

I'm shocked—SHOCKED!—that the most subsidized generation in American history would like another subsidy.

[💫𝓓𝓮𝓶𝓸💫🪐 @Demo4fhs]

When the boomers are gone do y’all want to make 4 day workweeks / 3 day weekends permanent?