Tim Durham

Delightful. @AskOffTrack. I wrote a kids book that's not for kids.

[Tim Durham @TheTimDurham]

I will never pin a tweet to my profile

[Tim Durham @TheTimDurham]

I wouldn’t say I have FOMO with my friends, I just can’t stand the idea of any of them doing literally anything without me

[Tim Durham @TheTimDurham]

My daughter and I saw The Who’s Tommy at the Pantages last night and I gotta say, in terms of stage shows based on rock opera albums about a child with severe disabilities being really good at pinball, it’s solidly in the top 3!

[Tim Durham @TheTimDurham]

In honor of the re-release of Ocarina of Time on Switch 2, I think it’s time to admit that 8-year-old me thought she was a total baddie

[Mr. Make It Happen @SupportThaNawf]

We have to say “Mississippi” after each number

[Encyclopaedia Britannica @Britannica]

CNN PROJECTS THAT THE MITOCHONDRIA WILL REMAIN THE POWERHOUSE OF THE CELL

[Dave Itzkoff @ditzkoff]

KEY RACE ALERT: Tom Loftis projected to win reelection as mayor of Widow’s Bay

[Tim Durham @TheTimDurham]

There are four lights

[Merriam-Webster @MerriamWebster]

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[Jim LaPorta @JimLaPorta]

“Someone once told me that time was a predator that stalked us all our lives. I rather believe that time is a companion who goes with us on the journey and reminds us to cherish every moment, because it will never come again. What we leave behind is not as important as how we've lived.” — Patrick Stewart as Capt. Jean-Luc Picard

[Arni Sribhen @neckthai]

Rest easy, Sir Patrick Stewart. I remember when he gave the command to start engines at Long Beach and was a little disappointed he didn't say 'engage' at the end. But it was still epic.

[Tim Durham @TheTimDurham]

As a Star Trek and Shakespeare nerd, today really sucked

[mass ave curmudgeon @mass_ave]

Outside of Indiana, a severe lack of imagination in names

[Tim Durham @TheTimDurham]

@Bigboyshitter Agree on “Indiana,” but not the star

[Tim Durham @TheTimDurham]

I know I’m biased on this, but Indiana’s gotta be number one, right? That’s a banger flag

[American Nostalgia @AmericanNstlg]

Which State has the best flag? Be honest.

[Tim Durham @TheTimDurham]

@MrCheese99000 Like 10 states have Eagles lol

[Tim Durham @TheTimDurham]

@SixteenPizzas Too detailed for a flag. I live in California and love it, but bad flag

[Tim Durham @TheTimDurham]

@KawIsLaw @NolanLamkin21 This is the Indiana flag in my heart

[Tim Durham @TheTimDurham]

@rose_bookie You should be able to see a flag’s details from afar. Bad flag

[Tim Durham @TheTimDurham]

@jakequery South Carolina, sure, Wyoming’s okay, top half for sure, but the crest in the buffalo is too busy

[Tim Durham @TheTimDurham]

@NolanLamkin21 I forgot that was there. Definitely drops it down a bit

[Tim Durham @TheTimDurham]

@MrCheese99000 It’s not though. This is too much going on. Too many colors, too much detail, two dates, an upside down word for some reason, the name of the state, which is just tacky. A bad flag. Bottom 30 at best