Tim Murray

Standup

[Tim Murray @TheTimMurray]

Sometimes it's best to play the position and get the money. Fuck how you feel about you..most headliners believe they should close.

[Tim Murray @TheTimMurray]

My biggest flaw was wanting to be comfortable with everyone and everything. That's not realistic at all. You have to #LiveAndLetLive

[Tim Murray @TheTimMurray]

@BrianReganComic @PeoriaCivicCntr One of my favorite comics. Excellent energy on stage!!

[Tim Murray @TheTimMurray]

@Twitter I need the password reset option to work please. lt does not text the code. And I can not do anything else at this point but tweet. Feel free to delete this account.

[Tim Murray @TheTimMurray]

True...ish.😘

[Landrea @IAMLandrea]

One of the keys to happiness is a bad memory. Rita Mae Brown https://t.co/kyKDAFiVDC @TheTimMurray

#hegetsme #25yearsofmarriage #iloveyou

[Tim Murray @TheTimMurray]

Yo!!🤙🏾✊🏾

[Tim Murray @TheTimMurray]

How many times do you have to type yes to recieve social media meme blessing? #HigherPower

[Tim Murray @TheTimMurray]

Republicans believe the election was a loss due to voter fraud yet they still campaigning to get more donations.
#PAYATTN

[Tim Murray @TheTimMurray]

HerchelWalker doesn't move with intent of a politician. He moves like he was told what to do.

[Tim Murray @TheTimMurray]

I find it hard to believe Vivica Fox and Ice T have carshield?

[Tim Murray @TheTimMurray]

Folks do wrath shit and run away like they are exempt from wrath. #NotCrazyJustEvilAF

[Tim Murray @TheTimMurray]

Stop being sad, depressed or deflated just because someone else is happy.

[Tim Murray @TheTimMurray]

It's funny how dismissive folks seem to try to hard to impress folks they ignore. #CrabShit

[Tim Murray @TheTimMurray]

Trife
https://t.co/jZO4Moq1p2

[Tim Murray @TheTimMurray]

Im super surprised Sam Jackson hasnt slapped the shit outta somebody.

[Tim Murray @TheTimMurray]

Maybe Chris is the one who need to move with his Aunt and Uncle.

[Tim Murray @TheTimMurray]

@chrisrock handled that with all the class possible. #Respect

[Tim Murray @TheTimMurray]

Will gonna need Chris to white people this shit😄

[Tim Murray @TheTimMurray]

💯 https://t.co/no2KxSi5im

[John Fugelsang @JohnFugelsang]

I may in fact be in love with this woman.