Todd Roberts

Oil money, father of 3, Davenport native, trademark owner of The ToddFather ™️

[Todd Roberts @TheToddFather20]

As winner of the Davenport Pro-Am I was promised a free Masters practice round. I show up with my clubs, 20 PBR’s and some golds and they say I can’t play. This tournament is nothing compared to the John Deere!

[Todd Roberts @TheToddFather20]

@frankflanagan29 Turn on the All American Kid Rock performance. This is disgraceful.

-The ToddFather™️

[Todd Roberts @TheToddFather20]

Stumbled upon a fraternity party at the University of Davenport. Beautiful displays of patriotism throughout. Chugging PBRs with the brothers, Free Birds blasting. Stuff you would never see at the libtard institutions up north.

-The ToddFather ™️

[Todd Roberts @TheToddFather20]

@frankflanagan29 As long as there is no HR department to question my treatment of female employees, count me in!

-TheToddFather ™️

[Todd Roberts @TheToddFather20]

This is Davenport. This is the United Fucking States of America. Hats off to Budweiser. Might have to break my 12 year PBR streak and mix in some buds. #USA250 #Ilovemycountry

-The ToddFather ™️

[Budweiser @budweiserusa]

For 150 Years, This Bud’s For You. Watch our Super Bowl LX commercial now.

[Todd Roberts @TheToddFather20]

@frankflanagan29 Frank you had me worried. God bless you and god bless Davenport.

-The ToddFather ™️

[Todd Roberts @TheToddFather20]

@frankflanagan29 @corradolifts So much more thankful for this beef coming back than my 2 retarded kids and ugly wife. Already 10 PBRs deep but who’s counting.

-The ToddFather ™️

[Todd Roberts @TheToddFather20]

@frankflanagan29 @OsbornMart15687 @BigTonyDeCocco @BWJr86 This does not come at a shock you china spying bastard. Count your days oz.

-TheToddFather™️

[Todd Roberts @TheToddFather20]

@frankflanagan29 Wow Frank so powerful #WeareCharlieKirk

-The ToddFather ™️

[Todd Roberts @TheToddFather20]

@corradolifts @WWERollins Can’t support this new woke so called “WWE”. Can we go back to the WWF days where you watch women get RKO’d and Stone Cold pound PBRs.

-The ToddFather ™️

[Todd Roberts @TheToddFather20]

@OsbornMart15687 Little Denise was the same way back in the day at the barn. Unfortunately Karens like you put everything on social media these days and ruin everything. Whatever happened to secretive fun!

-The ToddFather ™

[Todd Roberts @TheToddFather20]

@frankflanagan29 The gold ole 8 ball will do that to ya

-The ToddFather™️

[Frank Flanagan @frankflanagan29]

Saw a fat man with mud smeared all over his back from falling. The fat fuck had an imprint of a Pabst blue ribbon can on his back. Only in the greatest country in the world can something like this occur. #السعوديه_العراق

[Frank Flanagan @frankflanagan29]

Reunited with @BigTonyDeCocco and @TheToddFather20 discussing the death of Charlie Kirk. These fascist liberals took out out boy. The Americans are losing the fucking Ryder cup. What happened to our country? At least Penn State is beating Oregon. #deportthegooks

[Todd Roberts @TheToddFather20]

I was excited for the Ryder Cup just for the Redcoats to be whooping our ass. I’ll be turning this off as I wait for the annual John Deer Classic in Davenport.

-The ToddFather™️

[Todd Roberts @TheToddFather20]

@dicktheapple @BigTonyDeCocco @BWJr86 I will be cracking many PBRs tonight in Charlie’s honor.

-The ToddFather

[Todd Roberts @TheToddFather20]

After the great devastation of Cracker Barrel going woke with their new logo yesterday, I’m now thankful two of the greatest brands have now come together to make the greatest thing since sliced bread!

-The ToddFather ™️

[Todd Roberts @TheToddFather20]

Watch out for fake “Davenport spies” at the local pub. Word is they have a terrible sense of humor and are very annoying. Please be careful 🙏

-The ToddFather ™️

[Frank Flanagan @frankflanagan29]

Sitting around sipping on pbrs with some of the old buddies from Davenport. The current topic of conversation is how wokeness has overtaken Hollywood. @OsbornMart15687 where the fuck are you. Your liberal ass is probably gooning to aoc ai porn while your boys are having a time.

[Todd Roberts @TheToddFather20]

Absolutely disgusted by @BWJr86 behavior in the Davenport Hayball championship. Clearly hit him and he refused to go out. The committee has met and he has been excommunicated to Myrtle Beach. @corradolifts you may remain in Davenport for the time being.

-The ToddFather ™️