As winner of the Davenport Pro-Am I was promised a free Masters practice round. I show up with my clubs, 20 PBR’s and some golds and they say I can’t play. This tournament is nothing compared to the John Deere!
Stumbled upon a fraternity party at the University of Davenport. Beautiful displays of patriotism throughout. Chugging PBRs with the brothers, Free Birds blasting. Stuff you would never see at the libtard institutions up north.
-The ToddFather ™️
This is Davenport. This is the United Fucking States of America. Hats off to Budweiser. Might have to break my 12 year PBR streak and mix in some buds. #USA250#Ilovemycountry
-The ToddFather ™️
@frankflanagan29@corradolifts So much more thankful for this beef coming back than my 2 retarded kids and ugly wife. Already 10 PBRs deep but who’s counting.
-The ToddFather ™️
@corradolifts@WWERollins Can’t support this new woke so called “WWE”. Can we go back to the WWF days where you watch women get RKO’d and Stone Cold pound PBRs.
-The ToddFather ™️
@OsbornMart15687 Little Denise was the same way back in the day at the barn. Unfortunately Karens like you put everything on social media these days and ruin everything. Whatever happened to secretive fun!
-The ToddFather ™
Saw a fat man with mud smeared all over his back from falling. The fat fuck had an imprint of a Pabst blue ribbon can on his back. Only in the greatest country in the world can something like this occur. #السعوديه_العراق
Reunited with @BigTonyDeCocco and @TheToddFather20 discussing the death of Charlie Kirk. These fascist liberals took out out boy. The Americans are losing the fucking Ryder cup. What happened to our country? At least Penn State is beating Oregon. #deportthegooks
I was excited for the Ryder Cup just for the Redcoats to be whooping our ass. I’ll be turning this off as I wait for the annual John Deer Classic in Davenport.
-The ToddFather™️
After the great devastation of Cracker Barrel going woke with their new logo yesterday, I’m now thankful two of the greatest brands have now come together to make the greatest thing since sliced bread!
-The ToddFather ™️
Watch out for fake “Davenport spies” at the local pub. Word is they have a terrible sense of humor and are very annoying. Please be careful 🙏
-The ToddFather ™️
Sitting around sipping on pbrs with some of the old buddies from Davenport. The current topic of conversation is how wokeness has overtaken Hollywood. @OsbornMart15687 where the fuck are you. Your liberal ass is probably gooning to aoc ai porn while your boys are having a time.
Absolutely disgusted by @BWJr86 behavior in the Davenport Hayball championship. Clearly hit him and he refused to go out. The committee has met and he has been excommunicated to Myrtle Beach. @corradolifts you may remain in Davenport for the time being.
-The ToddFather ™️