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The University of Toronto's official humour newspaper since 1911.

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Millions Vote for NDP After Misunderstanding it as “Naked Dance Party” - #ElectionsCanada #ErectionsCanada

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Green Party Split into Yellow and Blue Parties #ElectionsCanada

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Unbelievable! 😤 Read about what @JustinTrudeau has been up to at #UofT this week...

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Follow-up Study Reveals Humans Make Great Lab Mice for Philosophers

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#UofT Researchers Discover People Make Bad Lab Mice Because They Keep Asking “Why am I doing this?”

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#UofT Misinterprets Freshman 15 as 15k

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“Mom’s Entire Knowledge of Drugs From Listening to Son’s Spotify Playlist” #HeadlineNews

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Report: Man Gets Beyblade to Spin Longer Than Thirty Seconds.

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News in Pictures: the French Revolution

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#AGO Announces New Exhibit: Infinity Windows

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#UofT Switches to New Marxing Scheme, Students to Receive Same Marks.

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Figure Skater Does Many Spins, and That’s Good, We Think. #SportsNews

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Facebook Adds “Cool, but probably not going” Button to Public Event Pages

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“#UTSU Taken Over by Animals, No One Noticed for Weeks” #UofT #HeadlineNews

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“Writer Searches Wikipedia for Inspiration, Ends up Learning About the Academic Debates Surrounding Neanderthals Instead” #HeadlineNews

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“Doug Ford Done Forded it Up” #HeadlineNews

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When Ryerson stole our newsstand, it didn’t take Toike staff long to realize they had nothing worth stealing in retaliation
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Here's an article with tips on how to cure your Monday depression!
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Unwritten Article #2638429304
Studies Show That Studies Featured in Articles That Begin with "Studies Show" are Unreliable.

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Ford Collects 74 Infinity Ridings, Makes Half Your Social Services Disappear