Tom

Miserable little worm.

[Tom @TheTomJoyce]

@AlfieIndra just wanted to let you know I was at the Exeter game yesterday and I saw BJB (Big Jon Beer) and when I said hello he greeted me like an old friend.. not only is he a top shagger, but a lovely young man as well. He was walking funny though, possibly mid hogarette 🤷‍♂️

[Tom @TheTomJoyce]

@ColinHarvey01 @jakeb04_ Gary Caldwell masterclas

[Tom @TheTomJoyce]

@jakeb04_ @ColinHarvey01 Is thrice a season not enough you mongrel!

[Tom @TheTomJoyce]

@jakeb04_ @ColinHarvey01 But what a game, eh?

[Tom @TheTomJoyce]

@ColinHarvey01 The Steve Bruce effect

[Tom @TheTomJoyce]

@tinytom89 @BBCSport All the evidence is there. 9 darter is clearly harder

[Tom @TheTomJoyce]

@gridcustomersuk Ive sent you my home number and phone number, I await your call.

[Tom @TheTomJoyce]

@nationalgrid at great inconvenience you worked extensively to resolve the issue around persistent power cuts in my area, yet here we are today with a power cut which has already been live for 4 hours. This is incredibly frustrating.

[Tom @TheTomJoyce]

@gridcustomersuk Are they going to call me to discuss what is involved in the repair or how I am going to be compensated? With respect, I couldn't care less about the intricacies of what needs to be done to fix the problem, I just want to be able to cook for my children.

[Tom @TheTomJoyce]

@gridcustomersuk It isn't just an inconvenience, it has moved beyond an inconvenience. It has now objectively moved into a realm where this is going to cost me money.

[Tom @TheTomJoyce]

@gridcustomersuk How do you suppose I cook for my children?

[Tom @TheTomJoyce]

@gridcustomersuk That's 11 hours after the fault appeared for God sake!

[Tom @TheTomJoyce]

@gridcustomersuk @nationalgrid It's now 4pm. Your estimated restoration time has passed, and I am still without power. 7 hours. What is the latest update? Why are more resources not being assigned to this fault?

[Tom @TheTomJoyce]

@gridcustomersuk @nationalgrid This was the fault at 9am this morning so how can your engineers have left at 12 claiming to have resolved it? Presumably your apologies won't go any further than an I'm sorry and you won't be compensating the long suffering residents?

[Tom @TheTomJoyce]

@gridcustomersuk @nationalgrid The local team who have supposedly already fixed this once today? Could you send a different team who ensure the power is restored before they run away this time?

[Tom @TheTomJoyce]

@gridcustomersuk @nationalgrid TQ121SA

You're very swift to respond to a public message but very slow when messaged privately. As we approach 4 and a half hours without power I would like to think you would be rather more proactive!

[Tom @TheTomJoyce]

@SeniorGareth @Alasdair333 That's a different conversation entirely. I'm just pointing out that if you feel like The Hundred is unwatchable filth in comparison to the India Test series, that's absolutely fine, The Hundred probably wasn't designed with you in mind. The kids love it.

[Tom @TheTomJoyce]

@ColinHarvey01 @BazballNation Shane Warne to Mike Gatting and Josh Tongues opening spell yesterday.

Both were unplayable.