Tom Rice

Just living the dream.

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Get ready everybody, the worst people you know are about to have the DUMBEST takes on these Embiid & Kelce situations.
#teamkelce #teamembiid

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@CevSports @OnPattison ITS STILL THE SONG OF THE SUMMER. HIT IT BOYS...

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@guywiththebeer @OnPattison It's a universal truth.

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@KillerKerBear @OnPattison It's not as bad as the Padres guys, but it's too close for my comfort.

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@_Turtle_Hermit @OnPattison I don't hate the guy for trying something. You do you. However, I do think it is impossible to release a song like this and ALSO look cool. It's one or the other, unfortunately, haha.

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@CevSports @OnPattison He doesn't sound bad, but before the music even started, "That's Whats Iiiiiiin..." was going through my head, haha.

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A conversation over spelling homework:

Tommy - "Dad, I forget what 'intercept' means, and I need to use it in a sentence."

Me - "Remember, like in football?"

Tommy - "OHHH, I got it!"

#gobirds @Eagles

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@KyleScottL This has to be just an engagement farm kind of post, right? Like, they're just going to say a bunch of shit to get people to engage. There's no other purpose I can think of for that post.

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@paulscheer Was this episode based on a true story?

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@RMcElhenney @JJWatt This thing is figuratively and literally, fucked

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@jelynchjr @TheBSLine ..., brother.

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We're going to win tomorrow and then lose 1-0 in Game 5. It's the perfect Philadelphia ending. #RedOctober

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@StephenKing This sounds like a lost line from "You're a Mean One, Mr. Grinch".

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@jelynchjr Just texted 9 of my buddies for an "experiment." Keep you posted.

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@OnPattison Looks like they forgot to take the plastic off that cheese.

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@JohnGonzalez Hold up, let 'em suck.

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@KristerJohnson There is going to be such a vindication amongst Philadelphians, I don't think we're ready for it.

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@NickMcIlwain1 @Phillies