Tomato Facts

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Never trust an orange tomato it might be an orange

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Tomatoes in Thailand are red because they're sunburnt

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Tomatoes don't shut their eyes at night

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Tomatoes are dangerous so watch yo 6

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Tomatoes didn't celebrate Christmas this year because they were too busy being a tomato

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@TheWhaleFacts copying my tweets I see

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Tomatoes are not perfect but they don't pretend to be

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@fick_nerrebee we are both fruit so I suppose yes

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I'm scared I love tomatoes more than I love you

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A tomato will never break your heart

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Tomatoes start out green and then turn red, or depending on what paint your local hardware store offers, it can be any colour you desire

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The main difference between a tomato and an egg is that one is a tomato and the other is an egg

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Tomatoes don't wear makeup because they are naturally beautiful

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Tomatoes don't really give a shit about what you think

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Just because tomatoes are naked doesn't mean they're slutty

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@latePinto @OrangeFact Fuck you

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Never trust an orange tomato it might be an orange

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Tomatoes aren't two faced.. They're not even 1 faced

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Remember to breathe out of your nose and mouth and not your eye because otherwise your eye might explode