Tony 🅱️itcoin

Anything that’s worth doing is worth overdoing

[Tony 🅱️itcoin @TheTonyPrince]

I play a game of chicken with my parents where I see how much of a disappointment I can be before they don't love me any more

[one dozen rats at a keyboard @PanasonicDX4500]

honestly one of the most humiliating decisions in professional sports history and proof that there are no adults left in the room trying to advocate for the League, just a bunch of billionaires trying to shake every last quarter out of their piggy banks

[Tony 🅱️itcoin @TheTonyPrince]

i’m gonna fucking kill myself

[JackCurryYES @JackCurryYES]

Judge has a stress fracture of the first rib on his right side, the Yankees said. He’ll require a period of rest and limited activity. Judge will be re-imaged in about 4-6 weeks to determine how much he’s healed. Yanks said Judge is expected to return at some point this season.

[Tony 🅱️itcoin @TheTonyPrince]

you deadass gotta beat off before watching mad men wtf am i watching bro

[tendollar @tendollardanny]

there has to be more to life than being a handsome genius that everyone’s in love with

[Tony 🅱️itcoin @TheTonyPrince]

@TalkinYanks @YESNetwork who won the world series that year ?

[Jeff Passan @JeffPassan]

The three-pump rule. Hingle McCringleberry taught. It's on us all to listen.

[Tony 🅱️itcoin @TheTonyPrince]

@wobblymami hey

[Tony 🅱️itcoin @TheTonyPrince]

they’ve been downgraded to “complete dogshit”

[Tony 🅱️itcoin @TheTonyPrince]

the royals are not a serious franchise

[Tony 🅱️itcoin @TheTonyPrince]

@WhoisJimBoyle big ol concrete slab covered in asphalt designed to keep the working people oppressed towards their overlords

[Tony 🅱️itcoin @TheTonyPrince]

every goddamn day i interact with people who “didn’t even know they had it in their car!” and i want their licenses revoked permanently

[Margaret "peggy" Jones @peggyrockbottom]

NOTHING pisses me off more than people who don't use cruise control on the highway because why have we passed each other 5 times

[Tony 🅱️itcoin @TheTonyPrince]

triple points day ? twist my arm

[☭Comrade Kat⚒︎ @nowwerevolt]

The only data centers we need

[Tony 🅱️itcoin @TheTonyPrince]

wait i thought everyone knew about kars4kids

[🟡 The tumboy 🟡 @TheTumboy]

hate when somebody pulls up to a stop sign before me and waves me through. who the fuck do you think you are? you don’t get to decide. those aren’t the rules. fuck you

[Tony 🅱️itcoin @TheTonyPrince]

@sondraa

[Tony 🅱️itcoin @TheTonyPrince]

@todayyearsold holy fucking dogshit

[allen bon iverson @retired_juggalo]

midwest sober (only get black out drunk 2-3 times per week)

[Tony 🅱️itcoin @TheTonyPrince]

we have to cut doval