powerfully romantic

i'm old enough to remember livejournal

[erin 𓆱 @btwntwinpeaks]

(hank hill rubbing his little butt) they don’t call her peggy for nothin’

[cosmic cowgirl 🪩🤠 @blockhim2026]

He hasn’t asked me to be his hot dog for opening day

[powerfully romantic @TheTorHasSpoken]

“They call him Big Dumper” I’m sorry this is an insane thing to say

[powerfully romantic @TheTorHasSpoken]

I will be playing the role of spitroast

[DiscussingFilm @DiscussingFilm]

David Harbour has been cast in ‘Andor’ creator Tony Gilroy’s new movie ‘BEHEMOTH’ alongside Pedro Pascal.

The film is said to be a drama about a cellist.

(Source: Deadline)

[powerfully romantic @TheTorHasSpoken]

God is real and he’s a muppet

[DiscussingFilm @DiscussingFilm]

Seth Rogen and Evan Goldberg are reviving ‘THE MUPPET SHOW’ as a Disney+ special next year

Will also star and be produced by Sabrina Carpenter

The goal for the special is to greenlight a new season of the iconic series.

(Source: https://t.co/aTsJR7PYlQ)

[powerfully romantic @TheTorHasSpoken]

Guys he just turned 92 and I fear he will outlive us all

[powerfully romantic @TheTorHasSpoken]

Seeing these older people die at around 80 & looking at my 88 year old grandpa like

[Debbie Downer @ANGELBABYBITTY]

You’re in his DMs and I’m freebleeding in his highschool gym shorts

[clare @sadderlizards]

i’m gonna tell the flowers what you did. and then they’ll tell the bees and the bees will tell the birds. good luck next time you come to the meadow bro

[powerfully romantic @TheTorHasSpoken]

my neighbor said the tariffs will be beneficial in 6 months so dont worry everyone

[powerfully romantic @TheTorHasSpoken]

How many finance bros are offing themselves today?

[DA VINKI @VorosTwins]

Trans rights are da human rights!

[powerfully romantic @TheTorHasSpoken]

This is like my personal 9/11

[DiscussingFilm @DiscussingFilm]

‘AMERICAN DAD’ will no longer air new episodes on TBS.

They are now trying to find a new network to air the series.

(Source: https://t.co/KZeTdICDRd)

[powerfully romantic @TheTorHasSpoken]

Happy Oscars 2025 everyone!!!

[powerfully romantic @TheTorHasSpoken]

any actors/actresses just automatically make you cringe when you see them because you remember something weird they did? not illegal, just weird. for me it's adrien brody & the asswashing photos on the boat. guy can give the performance of his life, it doesnt matter. 🍑🚿🚢

[rosey🌹 @thechosenberg]

Modern retelling of Cinderella where a 5’6 guy gets to be 6’4 for one Hinge date but turns short at midnight

[lis @simplytomh]

my favorite part of the superbowl was when the lesbians killed all the players

[Jordan @itsjordanapps]

real music

[derek guy @dieworkwear]

if we staff ICE with Uvalde police officers, they'll never enter schools

[unregistered hyperkate 2 @kathrwn]

just got the call. fired. I was the DEI coordinator at Area 51. my job was to trans the aliens and then inject them with fentanyl. they all died but that’s not important.

[Daily Snoopy @DailySnoopys]

💙🩷🤍

[powerfully romantic @TheTorHasSpoken]

Just read “I’m not keeping cum as a pet” in reference to someone not having children 😂 lmaooo