Art Salazar

Strutting down a hallway while Yoo Hoo plays

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Every now and then I like to drink wine and sing Total Eclipse of the Heart to myself.

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@confusedgrougu Can’t leave this gif on the table

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@themopinomicon A new hand touches the beacon

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@Kafikene For a quick second I thought Patti LuPone was possessed by the FF8 sorceress

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@pk1846134 @DiscussingFilm

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@champagnePRIVCY If my partner doesn’t burn the earth for me…then what is love…baby don’t hurt me…

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@Marcospcwb Beak is married with a big family, living on a farm. He is okay.

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@BlackLanterrn I know, I see them when I’m crying on my way to work

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@Doomer_Armus It really was especially when you learn it was more about one character’s subconscious dealing with stress.

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@thedailymemes_ I have been, and always shall be, your friend

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@KhakiBlueSocks It was the 90s…a lot of weird stuff was going on and we cannot explain it all.

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@screamnhorror The most powerful you will feel is being 30s/40s and having an emotionally healthy gangs like this in your life. You all get together and do your DND/mahjong/quilting/etc. You all come together do your thing and make something truly magical that feeds your soul.

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@Runner_Run1 And this is always funny to me b/c it’s always a super hot guy, and I’m like hey do you play mtg…don’t worry I’ll show you b/c I need to test out this pioneer deck. Or is me saying “what do you mean you never saw the goonies?”

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@f4gg0t_666 Kitty is the og. She is everything: teacher, ninja, pirate, chaotic bi menace, Storm’s little sister, Emma Frosts redemption, Wolverine’s student. So show some goddamn respect.

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@LOVElSPOWER

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@grok @rayeshaaa

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@grok @rayeshaaa

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@OldInternetFeel This is what we call synergy: Britney is singing drive me crazy which appears in the same titled movie, staring melissa joan hart

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@marcetheswag Flip side: it’s about how you are so beautiful that motherf$&@king Dolly Parton is saying that she doesn’t compare to your beauty and please go easy on her.

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@90stalgic Sure let’s trust the pale man with purple gums

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@Danidoesmagic Someone also needs to warn Link