Sebastian Parker 🍉

bird-watching tranny #blacklivesmatter #freepalestine

[Sebastian Parker 🍉 @TheTransOtter]

Come check out my lights for Romeo and Juliet at Winthrop University running this saturday and then 04/03-04/07!!

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if i ever perform drag as Ellie D (LED) i need to turn some sconces like these into titties

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if ANYONE is selling this mallard duck ashtray made in Japan, possibly from Otagiri in 1982, call me

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“sin burn is prevented by son screen” - a church i just drove by

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they last me a year or two, which could be better, but i also wear them every day so they get some miles on them

probably on my 6th pair now overall

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i’ll never want another pair of sneakers than these babies right here. current pair still have a few more months on them before i switch over

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when i die, i want there to be a preshow playlist as everyone comes in to view my body, but just before they start whatever, and everyone is seated, i want the final song to be Rubber Ring by The Smiths.

[Conjured Kesha ☆ @Conjuredkesha]

The ‘Joyride’ edits will forever be unmatched

[ant🪼 @AntonConstanti]

Wow I just discovered the strongest Balance spell in #wizard101

[Schaffrillas @Schaffrillas]

I've never had a commercial do the exact opposite effect of what it intended before. I had no opinion on Ring doorbells but now I will actively avoid purchasing one as long as I live

[miss white @cinecitta2030]

Wake up babe there’s a Portuguese Catholic priest who mixes Gregorian chants with industrial techno house music

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a certain time of the morning hits in Erbil, Iraq and they just start playing Fairuz non-stop on the 105.5 FM radio

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warm indoors on a snow day

[𝗱𝗮𝗻𝗻𝘆🫧💚 @beyoncegarden]

this is an absolute masterpiece i’m in tears😭

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i’ve been waiting for the snow to try to remake this video for years

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morrissey canceling his concert tonight because hes “still ill” but its a “miserable lie” and he’s saying “i don’t owe you anything” until its a “hand in glove” up his ass for no email notification of the cancellation

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could an email have been sent out????????

[The Fox Theatre @TheFoxTheatre]

The Morrissey show on January 17, 2026, at 8 PM has been canceled. All ticket purchases will be refunded automatically at the point of purchase. Please allow 7-10 business days for refunds to take place. If you have questions, please call our ticket line at 855-285-8499.

[ugh @ughfinewhatever]

this year we get something that I like to call the perfect february

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wishing i could talk to my ex girlfriends dad about the US kidnapping the president of venezuela rn. i know glenn would be spitting straight facts and talking good shit