Hazel J

Late 20s story nerd with flowers in her hair. @AFitAseries and @rationalseries creator . Demi/Bi. she/her. Always a fan.

[Hazel J @TheTreeMermaid]

@AustenImpro GrEmmalins

[trash jones @jzux]

cover letters are so embarrassing. why am i writing a love letter to this email job

[Jane Austen First Drafts @Austen1stDrafts]

Simone: Watch me, Captain Wentworth!

Wentworth: Simone, no!

Simone: [vaults off the Cobb and sticks the landing]

Wentworth: [holds up perfect score]
https://t.co/bMbioNG1CB

[Hazel J @TheTreeMermaid]

@lizreadthat Gaslight Gatekeep G-g-g-ghosts

[Daniel M. Lavery @daniel_m_lavery]

Jane Austen reaching the last chapter of a book:

and another thing. I am FINISHED writing dialogue. SICK of it. okay some people got married and others didn't. nobody said anything every again, goodbye

[Larry the Cat @Number10cat]

Rishi Sunak has offered his resignation to The King but Keir Starmer has yet to be appointed as Prime Minister, so who's in charge? Me.

[Jane Austen First Drafts @Austen1stDrafts]

Happy Mansfield Park publication day! Celebrate with a harp concert! What’s that? No wagons? In the whole county? I don’t care if it’s harvest time! What are they even harvesting? Hay? That’s just dead grass! You know what, whatever, let’s do the stupid play instead.

[Daniel M. Lavery @daniel_m_lavery]

JULIA: I wanted to ask
what condition, exactly, is it that you have,
where you’re not strong enough to walk
but you are medically required to ride a horse every six hours?

FANNY: the doctors said I lack horse...

Mansfield Park, Part II
https://t.co/OUoJXiTU2o

[Charlie Watts @char1iewatts]

Bristol needs an orbital bus route

[soul nate @MNateShyamalan]

[watching a movie and stanley tucci shows up]

me: stanley tucci

[Jane Austen First Drafts @Austen1stDrafts]

Boys think about the Roman Empire, girls think about roamin’ round the room.

[Hazel J @TheTreeMermaid]

@rainydayjules I remember a lot of Regina Spektor's Hero, but that might have only been in the nmtd fandom 😆

[Hazel J @TheTreeMermaid]

@rainydayjules 2015 👍

[Jane Austen First Drafts @Austen1stDrafts]

Happy holidays! Remember, take your horse—not your carriage—to any holiday parties you attend, so you can leave straight away if it snows.

[Brambly Hedge @bramblyhedge_]

It’s Midwinter’s Eve and the mice of Brambly Hedge are heading inside for their annual celebrations.

Tonight they will make a toast to the lighter days ahead and make merry round the fire.

Merry Midwinter to you all!

#WinterSolstice #SecretStaircase40

[Jane Austen First Drafts @Austen1stDrafts]

Spotify, let the other young ladies have time to exhibit!

[Hazel J @TheTreeMermaid]

@rainydayjules "based on the fake dating trope and the camping bit of The Parent Trap with character names sort of based on much ado"