Trent Mitchell

War Eagle and Ed Sheeran

[Trent Mitchell @TheTrentM]

I have been team zaxbys my whole life but tonight the woman in the foosackleys drivethru was beautiful and she told me to have a good night and we both “double-taked” each other so I officially am switching my patronage to foos.

[Isaac Saul @Ike_Saul]

Bummed to see Katie Porter (D-CA) leaving Congress after losing her Senate bid. Congressional hearings just got a lot more boring. Separate from her views, she was one of the few reps who knew how to ask pointed questions and glean important answers from witnesses.

[Trent Mitchell @TheTrentM]

War Eagle anyways

[Trent Mitchell @TheTrentM]

Just found a lump under my armpit. Google says it’s either nothing, an infection, or cancer. Feeling much better now

[Trent Mitchell @TheTrentM]

Well new Twitter thinks I’m a bot so that’s interesting

[Isaac Saul @Ike_Saul]

My latest piece on why we should retire the expression "conspiracy theory" and start arguing about actual ideas we don't like https://t.co/asAa2rDdJe

[Trent Mitchell @TheTrentM]

Me with a flight tomorrow watching the FAA news

[Trent Mitchell @TheTrentM]

@sammiecoates11 Same!!

[fugggg the police @CHINGAPOLIMIGRA]

if I could sing y’all would be sick of me!

[Mac @GoodPoliticGuy]

Record low wages and record high profits I wonder if there’s a correlation there

[Trent Mitchell @TheTrentM]

My nephew just asked me to play dominos with him. He promised to let me score a few points. This kid has no idea I’m not gonna let him win a single game while I’m here

[Trent Mitchell @TheTrentM]

Genuinely think this Supreme Court will start a civil war. They will blame someone or something else, but it will be in response to one of their rulings.

[Trent Mitchell @TheTrentM]

@ayoobrennan I always am stacked on toilet paper. Never have to worry about running out

[Trent Mitchell @TheTrentM]

How do y’all stay on social media? I can scroll for 5-10 minutes and see less than 10 posts from people I actually know. As long as social media is just a host of targeted ads, I’m not here for it.

[Trent Mitchell @TheTrentM]

@michmorg14 @Revan_CE @roxi_hime @themanisfactor @peytonstinny It’s like this in every game we play though…

[Trent Mitchell @TheTrentM]

@michmorg14 @roxi_hime @themanisfactor @peytonstinny I’m a victim of this.

[Trent Mitchell @TheTrentM]

@gabybori Low key impressive to not hit any green until line 6 and still get it

[Trent Mitchell @TheTrentM]

@ayobreezus 🚩

[Peter J. Hasson @peterjhasson]

President Biden today: "No one expected the sanctions to prevent anything from happening."

VP Harris on Sunday: "The purpose of the sanctions has always been and continues to be deterrence."

[Trent Mitchell @TheTrentM]

NYT picks words like “Volvo” for Wordle

[Trent Mitchell @TheTrentM]

@vrycoolgirly Sorry I thought we were just trying to hurt each other

[Trent Mitchell @TheTrentM]

@vrycoolgirly Harry styles doesn’t know you exist