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#Trumplady is a MAGA takeoff of Church Lady • 🇺🇸 flwd by @kimguilfoyle @ScottBaio • On GAB/GETTR/FRANK & TRUTH SOCIAL @realtrumplady • thetrumplady on Insta

[❀ƬⱤꓴ𐒄ᑭȴ𐤠ƊƳ ™ @thetrumplady]

☝️NUMBER ONE ON THE ROCK CHARTS!

THE BOSS by Natasha Owens

Take THAT Bruce Springsteen!

"Where is YOUR song for JUSTICE?"

"Where is YOUR song for the WORKING MAN?"

"I was BORN in the USA and you SPIT on MY PROMISED LAND!"

[The White House @WhiteHouse]

🚨“WE GOT HIM! My fellow Americans, over the past several hours, the United States Military pulled off one of the most daring Search and Rescue Operations in U.S. History, for one of our incredible Crew Office Members, who also happens to be a highly respected Colonel, and who I am thrilled to let you know is SAFE and SOUND!” - President Donald J. Trump 🇺🇸

[The White House @WhiteHouse]

This Easter Sunday, Christians across our nation and around the world celebrate the Resurrection of Jesus Christ—His triumph over sin and death brings redemption, hope, and eternal life.

He is risen. Happy Easter!

[❀ƬⱤꓴ𐒄ᑭȴ𐤠ƊƳ ™ @thetrumplady]

I feel like Violet Beauregard. Remember her?

My overblown edema (from the operation) makes it appear that I'm blowing up like a blueberry. 🫐

[❀ƬⱤꓴ𐒄ᑭȴ𐤠ƊƳ ™ @thetrumplady]

@elonmusk Trumplady - Media Killed America's Star

https://t.co/Z6Yfhq0lEU

[❀ƬⱤꓴ𐒄ᑭȴ𐤠ƊƳ ™ @thetrumplady]

I didn't think I'd make it through open-heart surgery, but I am happy to say I am through it and on the recovery. It may take a long time —They fixed my mitral valve instead of replacing it. I had a great surgeon and thank my lucky stars I can be here to say, thank you for your prayers. 🙏 I've never been so weak but I will try to continue this comedy/political project based on the classic SNL Church Chat. GID BLESS THE USA AND GOD BLESS DONALD J. TRUMP!!

[❀ƬⱤꓴ𐒄ᑭȴ𐤠ƊƳ ™ @thetrumplady]

I feel like Violet Beauregard. Remember her?

My overblown edema (from the operation) makes it appear that I'm blowing up like a blueberry. 🫐

[❀ƬⱤꓴ𐒄ᑭȴ𐤠ƊƳ ™ @thetrumplady]

@FancyABQ @imshadesofred It was an unsafe discharge that's for sure. I could've used a couple more days just a few to let this out of control edema go down and to feel more secure but I made it!! The Lord was with me and so were your prayers thank you. 🙏

[❀ƬⱤꓴ𐒄ᑭȴ𐤠ƊƳ ™ @thetrumplady]

THIS IS SERIOUS - I AM STILL IN HOSPITAL! — After a highly successful open-heart surgery, I have to say that since Friday I feel like I've had about 3 near death experiences! The worst one was today. Started at 10:35 this morning and I'm right now (3:45pm) just getting kind of back to where I was before this morning. That's due to buildup of liquid that's collecting around my lungs and heart and they have to drain it. But they won't drain it until tomorrow (!!) according to the nurse because the ultrasound people leave at 4 o'clock. My actual heart surgeon left without even checking on me. So much for California healthcare.

[❀ƬⱤꓴ𐒄ᑭȴ𐤠ƊƳ ™ @thetrumplady]

I didn't think I'd make it through open-heart surgery, but I am happy to say I am through it and on the recovery. It may take a long time —They fixed my mitral valve instead of replacing it. I had a great surgeon and thank my lucky stars I can be here to say, thank you for your prayers. 🙏 I've never been so weak but I will try to continue this comedy/political project based on the classic SNL Church Chat. GID BLESS THE USA AND GOD BLESS DONALD J. TRUMP!!

[❀ƬⱤꓴ𐒄ᑭȴ𐤠ƊƳ ™ @thetrumplady]

@elonmusk Trumplady - Media Killed America's Star

https://t.co/Z6Yfhq0lEU

[Erik-Unchained @ErikUnchained]

Dollar Store Obama could be finished!

[✌🏼Honey Bomb 🌻 @honeyybomb]

“AMNESTY FOR BIG BOOTY LATINAS”

My current vocal stim. What’s yours?

[🇺🇸 𝓐𝓟𝓡𝓘𝓛 𝓢𝓟𝓐𝓡𝓚𝓢 🇺🇸 @AprilSpark1890]

👀The growing Indian population in Frisco, Texas and surrounding cities is alarming ⏰.👀

[Doreen Linder @DorLinder]

On the left is what the commercial said, on the right is what you get. Parents were upset at this setup which was sponsored by the craft store, Michael’s. Imagine traveling to Fort Lauderdale for the Barbie Dreamfest and getting the Barbie Nightmare. At the point you are not getting what you paid for, you just gave money to charity cases.

[MaggieWise ⭐️⭐️⭐️ @maggiewise111]

No. Election Fraud is just a symptom of the corruption. This is how we strengthen America's integrity. >>> We need an Attorney General who will enforce Federal Law and will arrest and prosecute the corrupt Politicians in the House of CONgress and in Local & State Government without any hesitation and no concern about the backlash from these same corrupt Politicians and the Fake News MSM Nazis. And that takes strength and courage. There will be death threats against that person and his/her family. This is how corrupt our government has become.
— Clown World 🤡

[Rubi @RubiRubidoooo]

Look at this beautiful Savory Egg Tulip Bouquet 🌷

A creative savory platter designed to look like a beautiful bouquet of tulips. Hard-boiled eggs are shaped like flowers and arranged over cucumber “stems,” surrounded by elegant salami roses for a stunning snack or party centerpiece.

Ingredients:
- Hard-boiled eggs
- Cucumber slices
- Salami slices
- Fresh chives or green herbs
- Dill sprigs
- Paprika or chili powder
- Capers

Instructions:
1. Prepare the egg tulips Peel the hard-boiled eggs. Using a small knife, cut zigzag patterns around the top of each egg and gently separate the top to reveal the yolk, creating a tulip flower shape.

2. Make the stems Cut thick cucumber slices and place them across the plate as the base. Insert chives or thin green herbs vertically into the cucumber slices to create flower stems.

3. Assemble the bouquet Place each egg “tulip” on top of the stems so they appear like blooming flowers. Arrange several together to create a bouquet effect.

4. Create salami roses Fold and roll salami slices tightly in a circular pattern to resemble roses. Place them around the edge of the plate as decorative flowers.

5. Add final details Sprinkle paprika lightly over some egg yolks for color. Garnish with dill sprigs and place capers in the center of the salami roses for a finished floral look.

Tips:
Use very sharp small knife cuts to create clean tulip shapes in the eggs.
Firm cucumbers help keep the stems standing upright.
Arrange the eggs close together to make the bouquet look fuller.

Fr. Youmie Snacking

[✌🏼Honey Bomb 🌻 @honeyybomb]

Their delusions run DEEP. 😅

[🇺🇸 𝓐𝓟𝓡𝓘𝓛 𝓢𝓟𝓐𝓡𝓚𝓢 🇺🇸 @AprilSpark1890]

🇺🇸👏🏼 Rep. Harriet Hageman obliterates a liberal’s Iran question by speaking the truth. 👏🏼🇺🇸

[MaggieWise ⭐️⭐️⭐️ @maggiewise111]

Let me get this straight …

[MaggieWise ⭐️⭐️⭐️ @maggiewise111]

🚨 FEDERAL LAW ENFORCEMENT CONDUCTING RAIDS ACROSS SOUTHERN CALIFORNIA TARGETING HEALTHCARE FRAUDSTERS.
The years of turning a blind eye to the theft of American taxpayer dollars are over!!
https://t.co/auURQwd2fU