The Truth Monkey 🇺🇸

Escapee from Dr. @Richard_Harambe’s lavoratory.

[The Truth Monkey 🇺🇸 @TheTruthMonkey]

Is DC Crime at a 30-Year Low? Mainstream Media Outlets Cite Police Data To Say Yes—Without Noting a Commander Is on Leave for Allegedly Falsifying That Data. https://t.co/lyjm4FUGJs

[Alex Pfeiffer @AlexPfeiffer]

Ball knowledge.

[Vince Langman @LangmanVince]

How great would this be 😂

[Shem Horne @Shem_Infinite]

😂 😂😂

[Rapid Response 47 @RapidResponse47]

One might wonder why Newscum's team would post something so idiotic, but it makes sense considering they've never actually seen a project completed. It's a foreign concept to them.

[Eliana Johnson @elianayjohnson]

“The programming for at least the last 10 years has been unoriginal, lazy, and little-watched by the media elites who are suddenly its biggest champions. It has only made news when there has been a scandal related to the bias in its coverage.” - https://t.co/BOK0ZR5Q7T

[The Truth Monkey 🇺🇸 @TheTruthMonkey]

@natashakorecki @akarl_smith that’s awesome. Blago knew how to wield authority!

[Libs of TikTok @libsoftiktok]

BREAKING: The m*rder charges against Arkansas father Aaron Spencer have been DISMISSED after he was accused of kiIIing a s*x predator whom he found in a car with his missing daughter.

[End Wokeness @EndWokeness]

HAHAHAHA. The Chicago Bears board just voted to relocate to Hammond, Indiana.

Chicago Mayor Johnson 2 days ago:

[The Truth Monkey 🇺🇸 @TheTruthMonkey]

RT @lansing: The “premier journalism show” in America is called “60 Minutes”. And 60% of it are ads.

40 Minutes/week is not a serious for…

[Senator Jim Banks @SenatorBanks]

ICYMI: Last night, the Senate had the chance to pass the SAVE America Act TWICE.

I voted for it both times & will keep fighting for this bill until it passes.

Over 80% of Americans agree with voter ID & only letting US citizens to vote. This is really simple. Let’s get it done!

[The Truth Monkey 🇺🇸 @TheTruthMonkey]

Full article https://t.co/q1LSFsyzsm

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Via @TheReloadSite Virginians have been flooding their local gun stores at a record pace since Governor Abigail Spanberger (D.) signed a sales ban on AR-15s and similar firearms. At the same time, at least 14 state prosecutors have refused to enforce the legislation.

[Josh Rogin @joshrogin]

Platner to @chrislhayes: “Anything involving physicality, anything alleging I knew what my tattoo was, those are statements that are politiallly motivated.”

Platner maintains he looked at the tattoo on his chest for 17 years every day and never checked out what it was.

“It’s a skull and crossbones.”

His defense is that he took his shirt off at a wedding where the bride was Jewish. He said his ex girlfriend knew it was a Nazi tattoo but never told him for some reason. Ridiculous defense.

[Amber Duke @ambermarieduke]

NEW from @dailycaller on the NYT's catch and kill operation:

- A source tells @wupton that the NYT had two women prepared to make sexual assault allegations against Platner.
- Those details were revealed to Fifield, presumably to make her feel more comfortable coming forward
- They never made it into the story, allegedly being removed at the behest of NYT editors and Platner's lawyers.
- The Platner campaign was originally only given two hours to respond, but that stretched into 24 hours, contrary to what interview subjects were told

[The Truth Monkey 🇺🇸 @TheTruthMonkey]

@Sourine3 @k_ovfefe2 he gotcha!

[Whale Psychiatrist ™️ @k_ovfefe2]

BREAKING: Hawaiian district judge orders the reflecting pool to stop reflecting

[Peter J. Hasson @peterjhasson]

They grilled Brett Kavanaugh about fart jokes in his high school yearbook

[Prison Mitch @Prisonmitch]

Hearing Planter’s plan was to say, “No homo.” after he raped the guy in order to keep it from being gay.

[NBC News @NBCNews]

The CIA is placing several senior officials on administrative leave over their handling of a high-ranking officer who had $40 million in gold bars stashed at his home, according to three people familiar with the decisions. https://t.co/vFoOPOoHRy