Comedy Farmer

Twitter's comedy aggregation farm. We find the funniest tweets so you don't have to.

[The Onion @TheOnion]

How Juries Are Selected https://t.co/1lDjCOVmsY

[Mental Floss @mental_floss]

7 Facts About Turkish Van Cats — https://t.co/T4c6xYCWW5

[Mental Floss @mental_floss]

What Is the 'Spaghetti Model'? — https://t.co/nZWGgANvKc

[Christopher Moore @TheAuthorGuy]

Oh YEAH! Put that Shot! Put it real good! #InappropriateOlympicCheers

[Christopher Moore @TheAuthorGuy]

US takes gold in Air Rifle! US team optimistic about their chances in the Burning Ants on the Sidewalk with a Magnifying Glass competition.

[💙 Is There Something He's Not Telling Us? 💙 @CamusOverEasy]

I need heavy cream for my Alfredo sauce so I'll just use 1/2 of my Half & Half coffee creamer.

[Graham Linehan @Glinner]

Knowing too much about Hitler's dick https://t.co/d0yee9EQEl

[Mental Floss @mental_floss]

11 Female Gymnasts With Skills Named After Them — https://t.co/OD9ctaDpnZ

[josh groban @joshgroban]

Trump just wrote "I endorse Paul Ryan" over and over again on the chalk board

[Conan O'Brien @ConanOBrien]

I know it's wrong to generalize, but I just don't like murderers.

[Mental Floss @mental_floss]

Deck of Cards Features History-Making American Women — https://t.co/cRhvpyunzW

[Jorge Herrera @AmericanMex067]

#ImOnlyAwakeBecause I kno Democrats don't care abt minorities.
We're @record poverty levels after $10trillion gone.

[Elliott Kalan @ElliottKalan]

Revolving doors add a touch of carnival fun to the normally onerous task of leaving a building. Thanks revolving doors! #SaturdayPositivity

[Mental Floss @mental_floss]

5 Facts About Lucille Ball On What Would Be Her 105th Birthday — https://t.co/DajEnbbdzY

[someecards @someecards]

People shared their favorite dad quotes of all time, and they're even worse than dad jokes. https://t.co/6NzOFvbCc9

[Sarah Silverman @SarahKSilverman]

https://t.co/7rDZux4y8t @delta

[Victoria @SexyInsomniac]

The best part of Olympic cycling is when someone takes a spill. You know it's true.

#RioOlympics2016

[Graham Linehan @Glinner]

Surely not real. Too good. https://t.co/mBQOBVwErY

[someecards @someecards]

20 of the niftiest outfits from the #Rio2016 Olympics #OpeningCeremony. https://t.co/8De3D9DUwq

[Mental Floss @mental_floss]

Archaeologists Find 6th-Century Castle at King Arthur’s Mythical Birthplace — https://t.co/NKTG7usg6B