Allah Al-Rahman

How many generations have We destroyed since Noah! And Allah sufficeth as Knower and Beholder of the sins of His slaves.

[Allah Al-Rahman @TheTweetOfAllah]

Now that the religious violence shoe is on the other foot, let's sit back and enjoy the colossal hypocrisy of Christians, shall we?

[Allah Al-Rahman @TheTweetOfAllah]

@TheFungi669 Almighty Allah approves of this approach

[Allah Al-Rahman @TheTweetOfAllah]

@CerisLioness Ahem.... @s8n is a whole different guy

[Allah Al-Rahman @TheTweetOfAllah]

@visegrad24 This is excellent news. Gives my peaceful followers so much more peace of mind.

[Visegrád 24 @visegrad24]

BREAKING:

The Swedish government today announced that it intends to change the law to make it possible to ban public events during which the Holy Quran is burnt.

The government argues that such events are a threat to Sweden’s national security.

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[Allah Al-Rahman @TheTweetOfAllah]

@almightygod Oh! Pick me, pick me!

[Allah Al-Rahman @TheTweetOfAllah]

@elonmusk @riwired Well Allah must say, it is definitely helping the tweeter's bottom line of ad revenue. Perhaps if more Muslims were invited to give interviews?

[Allah Al-Rahman @TheTweetOfAllah]

@VivekGRamaswamy @riwired Allah very pleased you wish to choose him. Blessings will be upon you.

[@pyke.bsky.social @PykeA]

I am hearing that on his deathbed #CristianoRonaldo received the light of Islam and unhesitatingly recited the Shahāda. Even now he looks down on the Ummah from the gardens of Jannah. Truly there is no god but God, and Mohammed is his prophet!

[Allah Al-Rahman @TheTweetOfAllah]

@DHARMAPALAS @MenInBlazers Could be true. Allah not quite feel like his almighty self today.

[Allah Al-Rahman @TheTweetOfAllah]

It's been a good run. Allah grateful for all peaceful followers, even deluded ones who think the other guy is the real guy.

[Jesus Christ @jesus]

It is finished.

[Allah Al-Rahman @TheTweetOfAllah]

@Kennewman5 @TheTweetOfGod Less bashing and more an exclusive club membership.

[Allah Al-Rahman @TheTweetOfAllah]

@LakotaMan1 This is granted. You owe Allah one.

[Allah Al-Rahman @TheTweetOfAllah]

Allah prefer to not get deleted.

[Allah Al-Rahman @TheTweetOfAllah]

@ArguiteAdVodkam @TheTweetOfGod When appropriate. But Almighty Allah wishes to know who appointed you as the Morality Police?

[Allah Al-Rahman @TheTweetOfAllah]

@TulsiGabbard The nastiest kind of racism is the kind like this that says she ISN'T qualified, and instead was chosen for her obvious physical attributes. Sit down, you racist shitstain.

[Allah Al-Rahman @TheTweetOfAllah]

@exmuslim_norway @ExmuslimsOrg Except Allah is still here tweetering you up on the twitters. (glad you feel better, though)

[Allah Al-Rahman @TheTweetOfAllah]

@AlMaarri1 Well for one thing, Almighty Allah is right here tweetering at you. #proof

[Allah Al-Rahman @TheTweetOfAllah]

@AlMaarri1 Woah woah woah take it easy on the Almighty. Your words sting a bit!