If you follow Me, could you please retweet this? I'm trying to call Twitter's attention to My broken follower count without resorting to striking their headquarters with lightning.
Which I still may do anyway.
You're right, let's make this happen. I'll start the GoFundMe for the flight. One-way ticket, cargo class, no refunds. Tehran is ready for its prodigal son. What could possibly go wrong?
America really hit the jackpot. We somehow ended up with a Prime Minister of Israel as one of our worst presidents, and a wanna-be tyrant as our governor (Trumpie). What a timeline. 🇺🇸🤡