Jesus Christ

Son Of @TheTweetOfGod And @TweetOfMrsGod. I'm Kind Of A Big Deal...

[Jesus Christ @TheTweetOfGodJr]

NEW PINNED TWEET:

The U.S. has now been: 0 days without a mass shooting.

[Jesus Christ @TheTweetOfGodJr]

Republicans ❤️ dead children.

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It seems like if the far-right isn’t marrying/fucking children, they’re just abusing them.

[Noel Fritsch @NoelFritsch]

.@FirstHealth has my 6 yr old (Broken ankle) sitting in the COLD outside because I refuse to allow them to force him or me to wear their racist, Godless masks.

They're still playing mask games, pretending they mean something, using them for social enforcement.

End this NOW.

[Jesus Christ @TheTweetOfGodJr]

Doesn’t he do this kind of a lot?

[NFL @NFL]

BREAKING: Tom Brady announces he is officially retiring.

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I wish I loved anything as much as Republicans love dead children.

[The Associated Press @AP]

BREAKING: Two students killed and a teacher injured in a shooting at a Des Moines charter school, police say. About 20 minutes after the shooting, officers stopped a car about two miles away and took “multiple suspects” into custody. https://t.co/9S8p2GgBzA

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Good.

Rot in hell.

[The Spectator Index @spectatorindex]

BREAKING: Australian Cardinal George Pell has died

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Like most Republicans, McCarthy just can’t understand that ‘no means no’ and to stop forcing yourself on us.

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It’s almost like nobody cares what the fuck you think about anything.

[Elon Musk @elonmusk]

.@SenSchumer & @LeaderMcConnell, the public has spoken.

They are overwhelmingly against this giant spending bill.

[Jesus Christ @TheTweetOfGodJr]

I know you vowed to take care of Tesla like ‘one of your children’, but if that means having it disown you because of your ignorance, you may want to rethink that. 🤡

[Elon Musk @elonmusk]

@GerberKawasaki In simple terms:

As bank savings account interest rates, which are guaranteed, start to approach stock market returns, which are *not* guaranteed, people will increasingly move their money out of stocks into cash, thus causing stocks to drop.

[Jesus Christ @TheTweetOfGodJr]

Fuck, you’re stupid.

[Elon Musk @elonmusk]

@GerberKawasaki In simple terms:

As bank savings account interest rates, which are guaranteed, start to approach stock market returns, which are *not* guaranteed, people will increasingly move their money out of stocks into cash, thus causing stocks to drop.

[Jesus Christ @TheTweetOfGodJr]

.@elonmusk Your mom’s a cunt.

[Maye Musk @mayemusk]

Please correct your tweet to “Practicing safety for families is a priority on Twitter, but not for the media.” Unless you disagree.

[Jesus Christ @TheTweetOfGodJr]

Good. Die.

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Remember when people used to think you were smart. 🤣

[Elon Musk @elonmusk]

Twitter is both a social media company and a crime scene

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When Twitter dies, all your friends will be here… https://t.co/Tc3h82KKb1

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Turns out Saudi Arabia is good at both football AND murdering journalists. #Argentina #FIFAWorldCup

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Time for NATO to turn Moscow into a parking lot.

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Shouldn’t you be focusing on building your shitty cars?

[Elon Musk @elonmusk]

To independent-minded voters:

Shared power curbs the worst excesses of both parties, therefore I recommend voting for a Republican Congress, given that the Presidency is Democratic.

[Jesus Christ @TheTweetOfGodJr]

Should @elonmusk show us his dick like he did to that poor flight attendant he sexually harassed?

[Jesus Christ @TheTweetOfGodJr]

Should @elonmusk show us his dick like he did to that poor flight attendant he sexually harassed?

[Jesus Christ @TheTweetOfGodJr]

Man, it sure is fun watching one of the biggest assholes around collapse under the weight of his mental illness. #FuckKanye

[Jesus Christ @TheTweetOfGodJr]

Man, it sure is fun watching one of the biggest assholes around collapse under the weight of his mental illness. #FuckKanye