Name: Rashford
Hype: Mbappe
Expectation: Ronaldo
Haircut: Bellingham
Predicted Performance: Haaland
Reality: Lukaku.. with a little touch of Heskey.. spiced with Timo Werner.. & flavoured with a little touch of Higuain.
Today, Cristiano Ronaldo can break history by becoming the all time top scorer in football. He needs 1 goal to break the record previously held by Cristiano Ronaldo
Fuck you if u take ur sweet time at 8am to scan ur card when there are other cars behind u that will be marked late after 8am #fuckuwhitelexusstupidbitch