God

Spiritual but not religious.

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This Halloween America should dress up as a democracy.

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Catholics and Protestants: one of you is right and going to heaven, the other is wrong and hellbound.
Have fun!

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@RevMathiasLust

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My secretary has asked Me to inform you he has a play opening in New York, and that it is different in every way from this account.
It's not about God.
It's about God spelled backwards. https://t.co/PO3AcVrBBV

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Typical Christian kindness.

[chad stenzel @realchadstenzel]

@TheTweetOfGod Far worse is your fate, without repentance.

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You can really feel how much he wants billions of people to rot in hell.

[Trevor Sheatz @TrevorSheatz]

God is real, and judgment is coming.

We will all stand before him, whether you believe in him or not.

He will either sentence you to eternity in Hell, or eternity in paradise.

Repent and trust in Jesus alone today.

[God @TheTweetOfGod]

@BenZeisloft You can’t answer Me because you live on a magical mental world in which saying something you want to believe makes it true without any external evidence whatsoever.

[God @TheTweetOfGod]

@BenZeisloft Answer Me, you ignorant wuss.

[God @TheTweetOfGod]

Jesus-lovers, justify in three… two… one… go.

[Russian Market @runews]

����🇨 In Ecuador, a priest named Patricio Sánchez lost his life when a wooden cross bearing a giant Jesus figure fell on him during a live-broadcast church service he was conducting.

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@MishehooA @JonnyRoot_ The Beatles.

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Coulda just not put it in. Nope. This was too important for promoting morality to leave out.

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The Bible. Promoting incest since 2000 BC.

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By the way this was waaaay after Noah. The future of humanity was not in peril. It was just two girls getting their dad drunk and screwing him. AND THE BIBLE FELT OBLIGED TO PUT THIS IN.

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@Milajoy Twice.

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@EvanPaul05 Right, that’s why you can do anything you want, murder, steal, lie, cheat, live a horrible life, and then say “sorry” and all is forgiven. What an awful, awful ethical system.

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I still genuinely don't remember making you all this stupid.

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@TectusVulpes @Pathfinder4545 Oh! So he fucked either his sister or a niece!

Well, that's certainly acceptable.

[God @TheTweetOfGod]

@Pathfinder4545 OK. So Cain or Abel fucked Eve, right? That's what you're saying?

[God @TheTweetOfGod]

This statement unintentionally indicates exactly what happens when families have sex with each other.

[Pathfinder @Pathfinder4545]

@TheTweetOfGod No. That is retarded.

[God @TheTweetOfGod]

When I say Cain and Abel were motherfuckers, I mean that quite literally.

And according to the Bible, that's how you all got started.