The Machine

Theta Nu Epsilon. We secretly run both the University of Alabama's Greek Life and the Student Government Association.

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But the basement is our safe space... https://t.co/J78GXYyXtV

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We mean... It's not UNTRUE... https://t.co/sLmSzhSpL2

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.@wearedone_ua Do y'all need limos for tomorrow?

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Well, shit.

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We have #TheBachelor recorded on the flatscreen in the ZBT basement, so that's what we'll be doing for the rest of the night.

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Sure, you're going to Tutwiler to "tutor". #Proud #SlamPieces

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To our boy SK, can we get a shoutout? #StartedFromTheBasement #NowWeHere @unitedalproj

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We're taking a shot every time you say #SayHeySGA

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#TomorrowBeginsToday drinking game

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Doesn't Elliot know that only we can increase funding for campus, and we wouldn't want to give up our bar tabs

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That God we thought of Say Hey SGA otherwise we'd have nothing to talk about #BasementPros

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Stevie, how many times have we told you not to get visibly uncomfortable when they ask you this question

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Does Spillers find something ironic?

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Stevie, you can't let them know that we only back men for city council...

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We'll be live tweeting the debate from the VIP section. Thanks, Stevie for cutting us a check for the spot

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Our victory over Auburn this week will last a year.
Our victory over UAB this week will last a lifetime.

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Thank god we have your fraternity and sorority dues for our open tab. See y'all at @UAGallettes! #WineWednesday

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Oh, @Jezebel, of course we paid for Hammy's campaign

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Pledgeship may be suspended until Monday, but we are still going to haze the hell out of Johnny Manziel on Saturday. #RollTide

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We're not too worried about the statements from the Board of Trustees and Bonner. They had our back last year when they fired Guy Bailey.