The UKZN Bro

Be the swole you want to see in the world. Ambitious as FUCK. #SWOLEPATROL

[The UKZN Bro @TheUKZNBro]

@melisha_moodley what else goes into the batter... how long does it take... will I burn the house down

[The UKZN Bro @TheUKZNBro]

"Worldwide Trends" on twitter should be changed to "Trends about Bieber and One Direction. Don't fucking bother looking here"

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How does one who isn't great in the kitchen go about making protein pancakes... advise me brahs

[The UKZN Bro @TheUKZNBro]

@RaeesaRey Posted on Facebook today! No more InjuryBrah

[IG: adam_abdur @Adam_sleeper]

@theukznbro "When a girl adds 3 y's at the end of "hey". She wants the D. This a rule u take to ur grave! Put it on ur tombstone..!"

[Illúvatar @Mouth0fSauron]

FOUR VIAGRAS? DID YOU WANT YOUR COCK TO FLY OFF INTO THE FUCKING SUNSET? - @theUKZNbro :""""")

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@neyirK Followed you back, message me brah

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Cashier lady kept mirin' my guns. Told her there's no such thing as winter in my home, cos my body provides the central heating.

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@Dane093 Had an injury brah, still on recovery mode though. Stories will probably be posted at a slow rate@Dane093

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UKZN inboxed me saying I must remove UKZN from my name. So I just put "no affiliation with UKZN" instead. Bail me out if I go to jail brahs.

[The UKZN Bro @TheUKZNBro]

@lereesen Nothing is better, always consider Macros first

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@andrewpottow Fuarrrk, ImpressiveBrah!

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Too many people are posting about Wakaberry. Fucking 40 bucks for that shit? Imma put some Danone yoghurt in the freezer instead.

[Avikar Andhee  @AvikarAndhee]

@TheUKZNBro when you posted earlier today, Facebook lit up like the sky on Diwali night.

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It was THORSDAY today, leg day. Hope you lazy motherfuckers used the stairs

[Muhammed Lokhat @Molocks_]

@TheUKZNBro. Thank God you're back . If you bang any of my future stekkies . I would be jealous of her!

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DogBrah kept me awake last night with his phaggot barking. Now he's napping so I barked @ him for 5 minutes. Never seen him so angry before.

[Chris @guymccully1]

After having a Beta of a day. I go onto fb and see that @TheUKZNBro is back! This just turned everything around for me

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@Mp3lo Banned brah. Posted an update though