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"You ain't my bitch, cracker, buy your own damn fries"
- 44th US President, Barack Hussein Obama
Listen here slick, we'll give some advice on the house. You wanna make it big in the markets? Buy up Vrimp, cause it's gonna be big. When Nestle runs out of elephant meat to replace that tasty shrimpy flavour, then you'll have a stockpile ready to sell on Craigslist by the ounce.
We R legion, prepare to be hacked like a pig in an abattoir. Oh, your network is encrypted? Cute. Let me just use a gigabyte of RAM to DDoS the motherboard's graphic cards, that should do the trick. *in hacker voice* We're in, shutting down Facebook now. Zuck you Mark Fuckerberg.
We understand some people aren't as funny as us, which is sad, but don't worry, we can make it funny. Buy our new patented funny pills. Effects may vary, and you might have an erection for four hours, and yes it's blue, but trust us, it'll be really funny when you take this pill.
Round 3: "Honky"
Welcome, to the battle of the twits. Let us prepare our body and minds for a rumble and or tumble, cause tonight is the second bi-monthly verbal smackdown between The Commission's many sexually frustrated Board members. Bi-Bye September, you were a good Earth, Wind and Fire song.
Round 2: "Bitch"
Round 1: "Shark Tale"
So now that Jake Gyllenhaal says that women are superior, they magically are? Well oo lah dee dah Mr. Frenchman, this is common fucking knowledge *COUGH COUGH* LesbainDeathSquad *COUGH COUGH*. For us, having to be told women are superior, is like being told that water is wet. DUH
A heated debate has erupted in The Commission offices involving opinions on birds. Lives may be taken over these disagreements. Bernard has made many enemies with his strong stance on what makes birds beautiful. If he ends up dead with a Columbian necktie, don't be too surprised.
Throw out the noose cause you're about to be auto-erotic asphyxiating yourself in style. No longer will you have to suffocate yourself by such cheap, tacky methods like a second hand plastic bag from Walmart. Buy our newly FDA approved anaerobic chamber. Fun for the whole family.
Round 3: "Animesexual"
Today is the first of the bi-monthly twitter Board Room verbal smackdown. Prepare for a duel of the wits, the likes of which, have not been seen since Richard Pryor called Gene Wilder a freddy. Some things may be said that we don't mean, but it'll be drenched in code, so we will.
Round 2: "Noel Gugliemi"
Round 1: "Don Cheadle"
We're always grief stricken whenever news hits our desk involving someone falling into an animal enclosure at the zoo and being mauled. There is such a simple solution, and you are choosing to ignore it. Just dope up all of the animals on quaaludes like they're an 80s porno star.
The Matrix ResurrERECTIONS announcement fills us with more rage than when they announced the Star Wars sequels back in 2015. These film "executives" can't just leave a good thing alone. The true Matrix ended with the PS2 game The Matrix: Path of Neo, when Monster Mega-Smith died.
We've been experimenting with some fragrances. Find our new perfume at your local boutique. The combination of piss-stained wool, petroleum imbued diamonds, some AIDS ridden blood of Gianni Versace, and the masculine sweat from a Sumo Wrestler. You won't want to breath air again.
We have new information on the missing person case involving the mysterious nautical Kriegsmarine uniform enthusiast. We believe this to be him, pictured getting orally milked at the London Torture Garden while Hbomberguy watches from the shadows. Please help, Bernard craves him.
The Commission is calling on the public for help, about a missing person. If anyone can donate information related to the mysterious nautical Kriegsmarine uniform enthusiast on the AxisHistory Forums, then we will individually give you a kiss on the mouth and herpes encephalitis.
This is the end of an era. The first Commission memoir has been completed and its perfect in every way, expect for the FUCKING TYPOS. If anyone is in desperate need of a pure dose of confusion administered ophthalmically, DM us and we'll ship the manuscript through the black web.
We just wanted to express our love for the hilarious internet pupper mascot. There is no other breed of canines (maybe otherkin women) that we would rather look at on a daily basis, than the superior Japanese Shiba Inu/Akita Inu, buuuuuut, hear us out, Kishu's are albino bitches.
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