Jared Armstrong

I'm an old man posing as one of those hip youngsters.

[Jared Armstrong @TheUltimegaMan]

I once tried to get into politics to be a more informed and intellectual citizen. Luckily I’m not the kind of person that repeats the same mistake twice.

[Jared Armstrong @TheUltimegaMan]

*Pffft* All these people are praising Dead Cells when I was playing before it was big. Also, Slay the Spire.

[Jared Armstrong @TheUltimegaMan]

You know how I’d save Star Wars? Have Jar Jar Binks be the final boss of everything.
The end credits of SW ep. 9 can be Jar Jar in sith robes with the line of “Messa back”.
Then the quote by George Lucas of “Jar Jar is the key to all this.”
Boom Star Wars saved.

[Jared Armstrong @TheUltimegaMan]

You know, if there was never a “new” video game made past today, there would still probably be enough games out there for me to play and last a lifetime. Not saying they’d be the best games, but they’d be there.

[Jared Armstrong @TheUltimegaMan]

@NickyTsunami Octopath Traveler was pretty dark for younger children, but Super Mario Odyssey is an excellent game along with Legend of Zelda Breath of the Wild. For co-op games I’d recommend Snipperclips and Overcooked. Otherwise Hollow Knight and Owlboy are both great.

[Jared Armstrong @TheUltimegaMan]

I was expecting a fun lite game with Octopath Traveler, but instead I got one of the most unexpectedly dark stories of this year. Some of the characters stories go some places I’d never expect a T rated game to go to.

[Jared Armstrong @TheUltimegaMan]

If you are what you eat, then I am human.

[Jared Armstrong @TheUltimegaMan]

@ahhhhshlay Good luck!

[Jared Armstrong @TheUltimegaMan]

West of Loathing is a really clever game set in the Wild West during the early 1800’s. It’s mostly a satire of classic western and nerd culture, but my favorite bits were honestly the parts about real people. You’d never know, but some of these guys in-game existed.

[Jared Armstrong @TheUltimegaMan]

I’ve spent so much time in the sun that my arm hairs have turned blond.

[Jared Armstrong @TheUltimegaMan]

Holy Guacamole Batman! The Incredibles 2 was a lot of fun. I’d say the first one had more heart to it, but this one was a lot funnier and was more fun than I expected. I’d highly recommend watching it, especially for the Jack-Jack scenes, those were hands down the best.

[Jared Armstrong @TheUltimegaMan]

Got a new iPad for my birthday, so I’ll probably be playing Vainglory a lot more.

[Jared Armstrong @TheUltimegaMan]

@ahhhhshlay I’d recommend catching a clutch instead.

[Jared Armstrong @TheUltimegaMan]

I was excited to get up this morning and work out. It’s 7PM now and I’ve just eaten two boxes of waffles in one sitting in my PJs. Haven’t gone out once.

[Jared Armstrong @TheUltimegaMan]

I feel like lifeguarding is just advanced babysitting.

[Jared Armstrong @TheUltimegaMan]

I want to create a post modern art exhibit that’s entitled “Essence of Anger”. It will be in a separate room that’s dimmed, but once guests walk in it will light up to reveal spoilers for any upcoming Marvel or Star Wars movie.

[Jared Armstrong @TheUltimegaMan]

@vlatkoprimorac Well, I’m enjoying tiramisu and spiced cider, so close enough.

[Jared Armstrong @TheUltimegaMan]

Just got done with my finals except one last one on the 7th. Off to be unabashedly hedonistic for 5 days.

[Jared Armstrong @TheUltimegaMan]

I keep a box of Jenga in my backpack to be ready for any party.

[Jared Armstrong @TheUltimegaMan]

I stood up in my chair today!