John Wooliscroft

Pink on the inside.

[Lexi (Kaufman) Cabrera @AlexaBliss_WWE]

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[John Wooliscroft @TheUnRealJWools]

@foleyispod, can't wait for you to come to Pittsburgh for the anniversary of Hell In A Cell 1998! My girlfriend has stage 4 cancer and you were her favorite as a kid, she's really hoping she feels good enough to come and shake your hand!!!

#hardcorelegend #haveaniceday #GOAT𓃵

[John Wooliscroft @TheUnRealJWools]

Not gonna lie, Pottersville looks pretty great!!!

Tons of bars and strip clubs, it's like Reno, but in New York!!!

#ItsAWonderfulLife

[John Wooliscroft @TheUnRealJWools]

"Why do we have to have all these kids anyways?"

God damn George, that's some brutal shit right there!!!

#ItsAWonderfulLife

[John Wooliscroft @TheUnRealJWools]

"Did you buy anything?"

"No, not even a stick of gum...Oh wait, I bought a stick of gum for 20 grand!"

#ItsAWonderfulLife

[John Wooliscroft @TheUnRealJWools]

Everything is Uncle Billy's fault. There, I said it!

#ItsAWonderfulLife

[John Wooliscroft @TheUnRealJWools]

"We have two dollars left!"

Uncle Billy immediately blows it on some magic beans!

#ItsAWonderfulLife

[John Wooliscroft @TheUnRealJWools]

Mom tell us how your love story started again.

Well your father shook me violently and said he wanted everything in the world except me and then kissed me with rage lust!

#ItsAWonderfulLife

[John Wooliscroft @TheUnRealJWools]

"I can get another job, I'm only 55!"

Wait, wasn't the age expectancy like 58 then?

#ItsAWonderfulLife

[John Wooliscroft @TheUnRealJWools]

"I'm 18...to young or to old?

Wait, what?!!!

#ItsAWonderfulLife

[John Wooliscroft @TheUnRealJWools]

Class of 1928...why it feels like it was just yesterday! 😉

#ItsAWonderfulLife

[John Wooliscroft @TheUnRealJWools]

"Chairman of the eats committee"...who phrases anything like that?! Haha

#ItsAWonderfulLife

[John Wooliscroft @TheUnRealJWools]

#ItsAWonderfulLife

"You like every boy"

Stop slut shaming Mary!!! 🙃

[John Wooliscroft @TheUnRealJWools]

Mr Gower finds out he put poison in the pills,

Immediately taste it.

#ItsAWonderfulLife

[John Wooliscroft @TheUnRealJWools]

#ItsAWonderfulLife

I love how the angels refer to Clarence as a dimwitted goof with the intellectual intelligence of a six year old!

[Occupy Democrats @OccupyDemocrats]

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[John Wooliscroft @TheUnRealJWools]

@EricIdle, I am going through a divorce and things are rough, but for whatever reason, the Galaxy Song centers me and helps me realize everything will be okay, thank you for that!

#foreverfan #favoritepython

[John Wooliscroft @TheUnRealJWools]

I desperately miss @CharlyOnTV on Monday Night Raw!!! There were weeks that she was the only thing that got me through watching that show! Miss you!!!

[Patton Oswalt @pattonoswalt]

Some wonderful advice from @jonmsweeney

[John Wooliscroft @TheUnRealJWools]

@PsychosShow The Wrestler, you don't even have to be a fan or wrestling to like that movie!!!