The UnReal Times

India's favourite satire handle. Not to be confused with real news. Authors of bestsellers 'Unreal Elections' & 'Unreal Aliens'.

[The UnReal Times @TheUnRealTimes]

"Unreal Aliens" makes it to Amazon's "Memorable Reads of 2016". Thank you folks!
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How about using the junior developer as a battery like in the matrix to generate energy to power the LLMs?

[Christoffer Bjelke @chribjel]

We hired a junior developer to write the simple code, so we don't have to spend a ton of money on tokens for those basic/primitive tasks

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@Akshatgoel1408 Stuart Broad

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This is bigger than the US-Iran war

[koach. @KOHLIdeGOAT]

🚨CONFIRMED BY CLOSE SOURCES🚨

IPL 2026 ALL SET TO BE POSTPONED. ANNOUNCEMENT SHORTLY... !!

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Mohammed Amir: India will definitely lose the next… uh, what else is left now?

Anchor: Tu chutiya hai

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So this is what it feels to be on the right side of an utterly one sided final. Had to wait for 23 years since that horrible day in 2003. #IndiaVsNewZealand

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India has been mandated to keep Varun in the team by the ICC and the sponsors to make the matches interesting

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New Zealand fans must be politely clapping with a tinge of disappointment, saying well played to India. Pakistan fans on the other hand would have broken whatever TV sets survived after the last two India games. #INDvNZ

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Feel like we are 50 runs short #IndvNZ

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Modi should call up US, Israel and Iran and threaten to impose 200% tariffs on each of them if they don't stop the war

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Jiohotstar thanks Pakistanis for the views. Now you can go ahead and break your TVs and mobiles

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LOL. This is the mother of all meltdowns. Must watch!

[Brutal Truth @sarkarstix]

🚨EPIC MELTDOWN BREAKDOWN OF 'GHANTE KA KING' FAME IFFI RAZA

"The Pakistani cricket team should be humiliated the same way the hockey team was treated in Australia; they should be made to wash their own dishes, clean toilets."

~BREATHELESS MELTDOWN VERSION BY IFFI RAZA

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@RealEmirHan Actually, they did invite Steven Seagal to audition for a cavalry charge scene, but had to turn him down after the horse collapsed under his weight.

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16 crore people watching the Pak vs SL match on Hotstar just to see Pak get kicked out

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Was India losing to USA part of the trade deal? Modi must answer! #NextTopicForOpposition

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Office of Shashi Tharoor handle for regular English
Shashi Tharoor handle for premium English

[Shashi Tharoor @ShashiTharoor]

Given my inability to keep up with timely tweets, given the may demands on my time, I’m pleased to share that the Office of Dr. Shashi Tharoor is now on X! This account will carry updates of my engagements and key announcements. I will still be tweeting erratically from here, as and when I can.

@TharoorOffice is now live! Do follow for updates.

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Putting my money in shampoo stocks expecting a wave of young Indians trying to copy Ranveer Singh's Hamza hairstyle #Dhurandhar

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Please stop giving out Dhurandhar 2 spoilers!

[INDIA EYE NOW NEWS @india_eye_now]

🚨 BIG! Pakistani Army Lt Col Imran Dayal, identified as a handler in the 2025 Pahalgam terror attack, was SHOT DEAD by UNIDENTIFIED GUNMEN in Dera Ismail Khan

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People get second hand apartments, second hand cars. Trump just got himself a second hand Nobel peace prize

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JUST IN: US Airforce in talks with Pakistan to purchase its J-17 jets

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PUBG Rozgar Guarantee Bill

[Rahul Shivshankar @RShivshankar]

BIG RESET BY MODI GOVERNMENT.
MNREGA TO BE RENAMED.
The Mahatma Gandhi National Rural Employment Guarantee Act (MGNREGA) 2005 will be renamed as Pujya Bapu Grameen Rozgar Guarantee Bill 2025.