Eleanor

I am a stay at home mom striving to become an epic MILF...no not really. But I have crazy kids who do funny stuff, causing me to pull my hair and think thoughts

[Disney @Disney]

Here’s your first look at Emma Stone as Cruella de Vil in Disney’s Cruella. The film, also starring Emma Thompson, Paul Walter Hauser, and Joel Fry, comes to theaters May 28, 2021. #D23Expo

[Eleanor @TheUnamusedMom]

@decipheringit i love my my size as well... however gravity kills shape. So... if I could have a boob makeover... they could leave my size and completely redo everything else. Lift, areola, nipple shape. My boobs are one of my biggest sources of self consciousness

[Eleanor @TheUnamusedMom]

@idahohioan https://t.co/5BXunw17WB

[Eleanor @TheUnamusedMom]

@CortesseMia 😂

[Eleanor @TheUnamusedMom]

@itrekGT86 I hate when I have a typo in a tweet.😑

[Eleanor @TheUnamusedMom]

@itrekGT86 They can. Humans love me all time.

[Eleanor @TheUnamusedMom]

@omgitsbeegee Alllll the people. I will weed them out as I learn they suck.

[Brother Ben @SentenceReduced]

[Caesar's actual final words]

"Please don't let them name a salad after me."

[Eleanor @TheUnamusedMom]

It’s me. I’m psychopaths.

[Cris @CrisMtzgr]

To anyone that ever makes you feel like you aren't good enough: fuck off.

[Helleanor Rigby @Mom_Overboard]

I always sleep soundly next to the one I love. And by that, I mean there's always a bag of Doritos in my bed.

[Eleanor @TheUnamusedMom]

Everything she just said. Everything and so much more.

[Eleanor @TheUnamusedMom]

@JayMoore1201 That’s my girl!

[Eleanor @TheUnamusedMom]

Does anyone else hate walking in the grass?

[Eleanor @TheUnamusedMom]

Is there anyone out there who doesn’t love boobs? Just saying... pillowy lumps of squishy goodness. They are like gummy candy... only you get smacked if you chew them.

[Eleanor @TheUnamusedMom]

@MoosePunch Is this love?

[Eleanor @TheUnamusedMom]

@MoosePunch @JayMoore1201 @evilhag

[Eleanor @TheUnamusedMom]

Dear @evilhag, I may have told a friend you would have a threesome with us.

Please don’t let him down.
#bff #bestfriendsforever #evilhagsneedthreesomestoo #hagitha

[Eleanor @TheUnamusedMom]

@JayMoore1201 @evilhag @MoosePunch