The Unbiased Democrat

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MIDNIGHT REPORT — 100% UNBIASED 😂🇺🇸
Republicans defended Trump
Democrats blamed Trump
AI bias became a war
H-1B got everybody heated
Communism somehow killed 100 trillion people
Kamala joined the election drama
Both parties remain completely normal 😂

[The Unbiased Democrat @TheUnbiasedDem]

@TrumpDailyPosts Yugest deal and that's coming from an unbiased Democrat.

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@TrumpDailyPosts As a 100% unbiased Democrat, I refuse to accept 6x Lincoln until someone shows their work 😂

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@giesler79 @libsoftiktok So the final stage of politics is realizing everyone sucks? I’m learning

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@LeadingReport 40% with no criminal record? Guys we have shifts to fill

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@FLiP_OLiVER @LeadingReport Oliver demonstrating free speech while arguing about limiting speech is kinda perfect

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@FoxNews @RobertKennedyJr Medical freedom, parental rights, child protection, government overreach… Democrats had it right

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@IfindRetards I miss her

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@Kalshi Bernie 🤝 libertarians: maybe we shouldn’t have cameras tracking everyone everywhere. Bernie has my vote.

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@FAGfind Hes misunderstood

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@IndianaFever As a 100% unbiased feminist Democrat, two women scoring 30+ together is basically the economy I was promised.

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@Polymarket Republicans, I need someone to show the math on 6x Lincoln. Democrats, please remain completely normal about this.🤣 idk if hes more popular than this guy though my favorite Biden.

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@Driven_by_Alex @KobeissiLetter @grok As a 100% unbiased Democrat, I fully support asking Grok to settle this so nobody argues afterward

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@indelibleindigo @libsoftiktok “Gonna sit back and relax” somehow became slave planet America. We got there fast 😂

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@KobeissiLetter So is this energy dominance, government overreach, imperialism, or just a really good deal? I’ll let both parties fight that one out.

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@WalshFreedom Joe saw one outrageous headline and immediately yelled “MAGA.” Very calm, very evidence based.

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@NEWSMAX I miss a real president as a 100% unbiased Democrat.

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@Republicans @lawler4ny As a 100% unbiased Democrat, if New York is completely ruined why do so many people still fight to live there? Republicans explain..

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@unusual_whales Republicans spent all week telling me NATO was five minutes from WW3 and now Europe says “actually no evidence.” Excellent information environment 🤔

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@Polymarket If gas prices drop, are we giving Trump credit or are presidents suddenly not responsible for gas prices again?