Uncle Mort

I've got the whole world at me fingertips not more than a couple of good healthy spits away

[Uncle Mort @TheUncleMort]

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[Uncle Mort @TheUncleMort]

If that photo has got any sense of decency it would be too ashamed to show itself.

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How can we sleep safely in us beds, how can we bring up children in peace and security when we know that somewhere in darkest Yorkshire there's a mother saying to her son "Keep up your elocution lessons lad and you too could be Eddie Waring"

#YorkshireDay

[Steve Tinniswood @Tinniswood29]

Congratulations to Shon Dale-Jones, Huw Brentnall, @john_r_gordon and @lindsaysharman who have all been shortlisted for this year's Tinniswood Award (Dad's Award!) Hope to see you all at the BBC Audio Drama Awards later this month. @TheWritersGuild @Soc_of_Authors @BBCRadio4

[Steve Tinniswood @Tinniswood29]

Good luck to all those shortlisted for this year's BBC Audio Drama Awards. Still waiting for the shortlist for the Tinniswood Award to be announced - looking forward to listening to some quality plays!
@TheWritersGuild @Soc_of_Authors @BBCRadio4
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[Danny Kelly @dannykellywords]

So so sad. RIP Anita Carey, the glorious, snobby, ambitious, Pat in I Didn't Know You Cared, one of my favourite, and most underrated, 70s TV comedies. Created by the genius Peter Tinniswood. She was brilliant, every working class lad's dream, and nightmare. "Carter, darling..."

[🇬🇧📺 Classic British TV 📺🇬🇧 @Classicbritcom]

Anita Carey (16 April 1948 – 19 July 2023) R.I.P

[Uncle Mort @TheUncleMort]

Bowls? Champion!

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Breathe deeply. The smells of a perfect summer's day. Stale socks, damp cricket pads, and the slow heady scents of a leaking gasworks.

[Uncle Mort @TheUncleMort]

Breathe deeply. The smells of a perfect summer's day. Stale socks, damp cricket pads, and the slow heady scents of a leaking gasworks.

[Steve Tinniswood @Tinniswood29]

My favourite Ashes photo - dad talking to England players in the dressing room in Oz...not sure of the venue or year! #Ashes23

[Uncle Mort @TheUncleMort]

Good God look at him. If they were still making gargoyles for churches he'd make a fortune sitting as a model.

[Uncle Mort @TheUncleMort]

Right, you lot. Bugger off. I'm going to get some shut-eye.

[Uncle Mort @TheUncleMort]

@PaddyWV Champion!

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When the heavens open and it starts raining cats and dogs, think of me wolfing down Spam fritters and mushy peas in heavenly canteen.

[Uncle Mort @TheUncleMort]

I'd be right up the creek if I didn't have me All-Bran every morning.

[Uncle Mort @TheUncleMort]

Life for folks like us is a never ending sequence of bad luck.

Starting from the day you're born on a Coronation tea towel on back kitchen table to the day you die in hospital in egg stained pyjamas with a retired fruitier and greengrocer from Glossop in the bed next door.

[Uncle Mort @TheUncleMort]

Life for folks like us is a never ending sequence of bad luck.

Starting from the day you're born on a Coronation tea towel on back kitchen table to the day you die in hospital in egg stained pyjamas with a retired fruitier and greengrocer from Glossop in the bed next door.