Paul E. Hester

California kid wandering around the Lone Star State. #COYG #OneYear #Remission

[Paul E. Hester @TheUnclePhester]

USA USA USA!!! #USWNT #🇺🇸 #GloryGloryHallelujah #IBelieve

[Paul E. Hester @TheUnclePhester]

We'll never be as cool as our dads were, when our dads thought they were as cool as Magnum P.I. #Magnum #FloralPattern #AllDay

[Sidelines - UCLA Nation @SSN_UCLA_Nation]

Oh my god I quit

[Paul E. Hester @TheUnclePhester]

If people can get their weird ass inventions in Hammacher Schlemmer, you too can achieve your wildest dreams! #InspirationWednesday #XMas

[Paul E. Hester @TheUnclePhester]

Thanks LegenD #LandonDonovan #USMNT

[Paul E. Hester @TheUnclePhester]

Get at it Gunners! #NorthLondonDerby #Arsenal #OhToBeAGooner

[Mark Twain @TheMarkTwain]

There is no distinctly American criminal class - except Congress.

[Paul E. Hester @TheUnclePhester]

Rule of surf law: The day-glo wetsuit guy either throws buckets, or will fin stab you in the throat as he bails on the wave he just snaked.

[Paul E. Hester @TheUnclePhester]

@FletcherMassie @jnsntylr Whataburger is pretty delicious. Jalapeños without asking... That's key in my world.

[Paul E. Hester @TheUnclePhester]

@jnsntylr @FletcherMassie I sure do like the sound of that! We can makes trips to Dallas to eat in-n-out, and just cry it out.

[Paul E. Hester @TheUnclePhester]

@FletcherMassie @jnsntylr Yup, H-Town it is!

[Paul E. Hester @TheUnclePhester]

A Müller hat trick and not a whisper from Ronaldo... Excellent start to a Monday! #WorldCup2014 #GermanyVsPortugal #Vaterland

[Paul E. Hester @TheUnclePhester]

From here on out, if there is a match on, consider me entirely unavailable. #WorldCup2014 #USMNT #Brasil2014

[Paul E. Hester @TheUnclePhester]

70 years ago, they spelled freedom in blood, on a beach far from home. Thank you all for your eternal sacrifice. #DDay

[Arsenal @Arsenal]

YEEEEEEESSSSSSSS! #ARSENAL HAVE WON THE FA CUP! HOW DOES IT FEEL, #ARSENAL FANS?!

[Paul E. Hester @TheUnclePhester]

Few things in life are as satisfying as a broken down tow truck... You're guaranteed irony at it's finest. #Irony #TowTheWindows #TowTheWall

[Paul E. Hester @TheUnclePhester]

Bought a calendar today... pretty sure they should be half priced by now. #2014 #Calendar #Staples #Robbery #StartingACalendarCompany

[Paul E. Hester @TheUnclePhester]

Desperately seeking a job where "Dance Commander" is considered an appropriate bullet on the résumé. #FreelanceDance #OfficePartyStarter

[Paul E. Hester @TheUnclePhester]

Have fun on that great wave in the sky Hobie Alter, you're truly a legend. #HobieAlter #ThanksForTheJob #GameChanger

[Paul E. Hester @TheUnclePhester]

The only upside of a long distance relationship is not having to impress anyone on the day your deodorant runs out. #GoTheDistance #Degree