The Uniballer

I want to be known for being a great father

[The Uniballer @TheUniballer90]

@OurDailyPost We get it, Taylor gets around... 👉👌

[The Uniballer @TheUniballer90]

@MmisterNobody Nope just like they said, I'm dead...

[The Uniballer @TheUniballer90]

@JeremyClarkson @RichardHammond @jamesmaygin finished the GT and I want to thank YOU. You've been a massive part of my life. Your voices have put my children to sleep and you've helped develop a passion for cars to millions. Love always ❤️

[The Uniballer @TheUniballer90]

@Alphafox78 That dog was acting like a bitch... Pissing on himself 🙄 my 12 year old female black lab has bigger balls that that...

[Fuck You I Quit @fuckyouiquit]

bit odd innit?

Via @KyleKulinski

[The Uniballer @TheUniballer90]

@JackRhysider yes yes yes!!!!! So glad you’re back man!!!!! Thank you!!!

[The Uniballer @TheUniballer90]

@april_sh0wers1 The universe is just testing you. Show it what you can do. Bet you’ll surprise even yourself 🙂

[The Uniballer @TheUniballer90]

@UberFacts I had to read this 3x to comprehend. I’m getting old… 🫤

[The Uniballer @TheUniballer90]

@mrskimyadawson @jeffreylewisand My lovey girlfriend has told me what your music has meant to her. You’ve changed at least one persons life for the better. Thank you.

[The Uniballer @TheUniballer90]

@amityaffliction hear me out… I’ve listens to you fellas for well always now and I’ve always enjoyed your insane riffs, breakdowns, clean and rough vocals, etc. but I never saw this coming… I see dead people is fucking stupid heavy and I am honored to listen always 🤘🏻

[The Uniballer @TheUniballer90]

Ladies I promise you would hate equality. Being a man isn’t all you think it is

[Edward Snowden @Snowden]

it's not aliens

i wish it were aliens

but it's not aliens

it's just the ol' engineered panic, an attractive nuisance ensuring natsec reporters get assigned to investigate balloon bullshit rather than budgets or bombings (à la nordstream)

until next time

[The Uniballer @TheUniballer90]

Expose these hoes 😂

[The Uniballer @TheUniballer90]

@hackinarticles @JackRhysider because he’s been picking the minds of the greats for years now

[Edward Snowden @Snowden]

You want to fix policing? Remove their immunity so that they can be sued, and if you win, damages come out of the department's pension fund instead of from taxpayers.

They'll clean house on their own. Quickly.

[Jack Rhysider 🏴‍☠️ @JackRhysider]

Studies show using social media to make connections and talk with people is good for your mental health. But, using social media to continuously scroll and compare yourself to others is not good for your mental health.
Type more. Scroll less.

[Art Of Philosophy @Deep_philo]

Don't overshare. Privacy is power.

[Art Of Philosophy @Deep_philo]

A fake friend is worse than an enemy.